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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray

$15.95

Make Today Your B*tch Heart Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

Make Today Your B*tch Heart Trinket Tray

$14.95

Queen Of F*cking Everything Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Queen Of F*cking Everything Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

Jolly Little F*ck Ornament R Is For Robo Holiday - Ornaments

Jolly Little F*ck Ornament

$10.77 $17.95

Happy Birthday To My Favorite Little Badass Birthday Card Mattea Cards - Birthday

Happy Birthday To My Favorite Little Bada** Birthday Card

$5.95

Taylor Lights Camera Bitch Smile Sticker Sad Bear Studio Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Sad Bear Studio

Lights Camera B*tch Smile Sticker

$4.21 $4.95

Have A Figgin' Awesome Birthday Card Mattea Cards - Birthday

Have A Figgin' Awesome Birthday Card

$5.95

What The Shit Multicolor Flowers Kitchen Towel The Coin Laundry Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

The Coin Laundry

What The Sh*t Multicolor Flowers Kitchen Towel

$11.37 $18.95

Kids Are Assholes Mother's Day/Father's Day/Parent's Day Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Holiday - Mother's Day

Modern Printed Matter

Kids Donkey Ass Mother's Day/Father's Day/Parent's Day Card

$4.95

I Just Want To Live In A World... Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

I Just Want To Live In A World... Magnet

$4.95

Chicks Before Dicks Mug Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Chicks Before Dicks Mug

$14.41 $16.95

Pickle Slut Sticker BobbyK Boutique Home - Candles

BobbyK Boutique

Pickle Slut Sticker

$4.95

Fuck It Up Buttercup Heart Candle Fun Club Home - Candles

F*ck It Up Buttercup Heart Candle

$19.51 $22.95

BLQ SOCKS WOMENS ANKLE FUCKING HILARIOUS Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

I'm F*cking Hilarious Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

BLQ SOCKS WOMENS ANKLE HOLY SHIT CATS Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Holy Sh*t Cats Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

BLQ PENCIL CASE TEACHER KIT FOR TEACHER SHIT Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

Teacher Kit For Teacher Sh*t Pencil Case

$5.39 $8.99

BLQ GUM COOL ASS GRANDMA Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Cool-Ass Grandma Gum

$2.99

BLQ GUM I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CAT Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

I Love My A**hole Cat Gum

$2.99

BLQ SOCKS WOMENS CREW SISTERS ARE THE SHIT Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Sisters Are The Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

OMFG Love Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Love

Pretty Alright Goods

OMFG Love Card

$5.06 $5.95

F' Valentine's Day Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

Steel Petal Press

F' Valentine's Day Card

$5.06 $5.95

I Guess You'll Do Love Card Thats So Andrew Cards - Love

That’s So Andrew

I Guess You'll Do Love Card

$2.38

Can Of Whoop Ass Crew Socks - Mens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Can Of Whoop Ass Crew Socks - Mens

$14.00

Proper Ladies Thank You Gift Bag That’s So Andrew Gift Wrap & Packaging - Gift Bags

That’s So Andrew

Proper Ladies Thank You Gift Bag

$3.58

Left Sh*tty Spouse Award Card That’s So Andrew Cards - Any Occasion

That’s So Andrew

Left Sh*tty Spouse Award Card

$2.38

Merry Christmas Bitches Ornament Cody Foster & Co Holiday - Ornaments

Cody Foster & Co

Merry Christmas B*tches Ornament

$19.95

Cats Don't Tell Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Cats Don't Tell Sticker

$4.95

Skater Duck Mug Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Skater Duck Mug

$14.41 $16.95

Anxious Girl Shit Sticker Brittany Paige Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Anxious Girl Sh*t Sticker

$4.95

Fuck Around And Find Out Glass Bottle Matches Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

F*ck Around And Find Out Glass Bottle Matches

$14.95

Cake I Mean Sex Birthday Card Brittany Paige Cards - Birthday

Cake I Mean Sex Birthday Card

$5.06 $5.95

Damn Thyme Plantable Blank Card The Card Bureau Cards - Any Occasion

The Card Bureau

Damn Thyme Plantable Blank Card

$2.38

Tis The Damn Season Christmas Card Sammy Gorin LLC Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Sammy Gorin LLC

Tis the Damn Season Swiftmas Card

$5.06 $5.95

Fucked Around And Found Out Baby Card Sammy Gorin LLC Cards - Baby

Sammy Gorin LLC

F*cked Around and Found Out New Baby Card

$5.06 $5.95

Retired As Fuck Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Retired As F*ck Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

Shit's Fucked Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Sht's Fcked Magnet

$4.95

Everything Happens WTF Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Everything Happens WTF Magnet

$4.95

Go The F*ck To Sleep Shower Steamer Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Go The F*ck To Sleep Shower Steamer

$26.95

You're Perfect Boobs Enamel Pin The Found Jewelry - Pins

You're Perfect Boobs Enamel Pin

$10.95

Magical Mushroom Birthday Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Birthday

Steel Petal Press

Magical Mushroom Birthday Card

$5.06 $5.95

Kicking A** Cowboy Boot Blank Card Boss Dotty Paper Co Cards - Any Occasion

Boss Dotty Paper Co

Kicking Ass & Taking Names Cowboy Boot Blank Card

$2.38

Effin Birds Playing Cards Penguin Random House Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Playing Cards

Penguin Random House

Effin Birds Playing Cards

$16.99

Studies Show I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Studies Show I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Studies Show I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Studies Show I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

Living In Chicago And Sh*t Mug Sapling Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Living In Chicago And Sh*t Mug

$24.95

Birthday F*cker Gift Bag Steel Petal Press Gift Wrap & Packaging - Gift Bags

Steel Petal Press

Birthday F*cker Gift Bag

$7.95

Internet Best Love Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Love

Pretty Alright Goods

Internet Best Love Card

$5.95

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