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We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended.

But everyone else will f*cking love them!

Mother Of The Goddamn Year Mug Sapling Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Mother Of The Goddamn Year Mug

$20.95

F*ck Yeah Candle Whiskey River Soap Co. Home - Candles - Novelty

Whiskey River Soap Co.

F*ck Yeah Candle

$12.95

Whiskey River Soap Co.

Salty B*tches Candle

$12.95

What A Complete Sh*t Show Hand Sanitizer Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Hand Sanitizers & Wipes

What A Complete Sh*t Show Hand Sanitizer

$6.95 $6.99

You're F*cking Welcome Everybody Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

You're F*cking Welcome Everybody Crew Socks - Womens

$12.99

Magical Unicorn Poop Slime Putty Toysmith Toys & Games - Putty & Slime

Magical Unicorn Poop Slime Putty

$6.95

What A F*cking Day Stemless Wine Glass Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses - Wine Glass

What A F*cking Day Stemless Wine Glass

$17.95

You Think I'm F*ckin' Around About Hygiene? Hand Sanitizer Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Hand Sanitizers & Wipes

You Think I'm F*ckin' Around About Hygiene? Hand Sanitizer

$6.95 $6.99

You Crafty B*tch Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

You Crafty B*tch Crew Socks - Womens

$12.99

Welcome To The Shitshow Mug Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses

Welcome To The Shitshow Mug

$19.95

Walkin' Around With Poop In My Hand Hand Sanitizer Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Hand Sanitizers & Wipes

Walkin' Around With Poop In My Hand Hand Sanitizer

$6.95 $6.99

Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Turns Out I'm Tough As Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$12.99

F-BOMB Crew Socks - Mens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

F-BOMB Crew Socks - Mens

$12.00

Emoji Poop Glitter and Rainbow Stars Light Up Bouncing Ball Two's Company Toys & Games

Cupcakes & Cartwheels

Emoji Poop Glitter and Rainbow Stars Light Up Bouncing Ball

$6.95

This Sh*t Is Ridiculous Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

This Sh*t Is Ridiculous Ankle Socks - Womens

$11.99

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

I Express All My Emotions Magnet Meriwether Home - Magnets

I Express All My Emotions Magnet

$5.95

Hate Will Fucking Lose Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Hate Will F*cking Lose Crew Socks - Womens

$12.99

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

L/XL I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Tag Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Unisex

I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Tag Socks - Unisex

$17.99

Glass Bottle Matches - What Shall I F*ck With Today Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

Glass Bottle Matches - What Shall I F*ck With Today

$14.95

Fresh Out Of Fucks Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Fresh Out Of F*cks Magnet

$4.95

Mindful As Fuck Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Mindful As F*ck Ankle Socks - Womens

$11.99

Everything Happens For A Reason Blank Card Meriwether Cards - Blank

Everything Happens For A Reason But WTF Card

$4.95

GPJ SNOWMAN POOP JELLY BEANS TIN Grandpa Joe's Candy Candy & Gum - Holiday

Grandpa Joe's Candy

Snowman Poop Jelly Beans Tin

$4.46 $4.95

Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist Blue Q Home - Candles - Incense, Diffusers, Air Fresheners & Room Sprays

Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist

$13.49 $14.99

Baddest B*tch Mother's Day Card Top Hat and Monocle Cards - Mother's Day

Top Hat and Monocle

Baddest B*tch Mother's Day Card

$4.95

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card The Card Bureau Cards - Mother's Day

The Card Bureau

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card

$4.95

I'm a Delicate Flower Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

I'm a Delicate Flower Magnet

$4.95

Everything Will Be F*cking Ok Keychain Meriwether Apparel & Accessories - Keychains

Everything Will Be F*cking Ok Keychain

$9.95

Bad*ss Birthday Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Birthday

Steel Petal Press

Bad*ss Birthday Card

$5.50

S/M Why the F*ck Not Tag Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Unisex

Why the F*ck Not Tag Dress Socks - Unisex

$17.99

Bitch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

Bitch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case

$7.99

Again Birthday Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Birthday

Modern Printed Matter

Again Birthday Card

$4.00

I F*cking Miss You Card Egg Press Card - Encouragement

I F*cking Miss You Card

$5.95

Sunshiny *ss Zipper Pouch Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases

Sunshiny A** Zipper Pouch

$8.99

LIGHT GREEN Let That Sh*t Go Ceramic Mug - Blue Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Let That Sh*t Go Ceramic Mugs

$16.95

Smart And Sh*t Graduation Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Graduation

Modern Printed Matter

Smart And Sh*t Graduation Card

$4.00

Kick Ass Graduation Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Graduation

Modern Printed Matter

Kick Ass Graduation Card

$4.00

Party Pooper Birthday Card HUMDRUM PAPER Card - Birthday

Party Pooper Birthday Card

$4.95

No Longer Giving a F*ck Card Top Hat and Monocle Cards - Any Occasion

Top Hat and Monocle

No Longer Giving a F*ck Card

$4.95

Default POOP Book Abrams Books - Children

Chronicle Books - Abrams

POOP Book

$13.46 $14.95

I Like Spooky Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

I Like Spooky Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

F*ck It Die Cut Sticker The Found Impulse - Stickers

F*ck It Die Cut Sticker

$3.95

F*cking Beautiful Lawn Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

F*cking Beautiful Lawn Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Weekly Sh*t List Notepad Little Lovelies Studio Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals - Notepads

Little Lovelies Studio

Weekly Sh*t List Notepad

$16.95

F*ck Him Her Them It Everything Twentysome Design Cards - Any Occasion

Twentysome Design

F*ck Him Her Them It Everything Blank Card

$5.95

F*ck F*ckity F*ck F*ck Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Any Occasion

Fck Fckity Fck Fck Blank Card

$5.95

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