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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Exhausted American Pen Set Sammy Gorin LLC Home - Office & School Supplies - Pencils, Pens & Markers

Sammy Gorin LLC

Exhausted American Pen Set

$16.95

What The Hell & Fuck Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

What The Hell & F*ck Sticker

$5.95

WTF Earrings Sona Studio Jewelry - Earrings

WTF Earrings

$10.95

Fowl Language Mug Professor Puzzle Home - Mugs & Glasses

Professor Puzzle

Fowl Language Mug

$14.95

What The Fuck Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

What The F*ck Sticker

$4.95

Sugar Spice Fuck Ice Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Sugar Spice F*ck Ice Sticker

$4.95

Shit Gets Better Blank Card People Ive Loved Cards - Any Occasion

People Ive Loved

Sh*t Gets Better Blank Card

$5.95

Fuck Ice Blocks Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

F*ck Ice Blocks Sticker

$5.95

Fuck Ice Heart Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

F*ck Ice Heart Sticker

$5.95

What The Fuck Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

What The F*ck Sticker

$5.95

Doesn't Have To Make Sense Art Sack Reusable Tote Bag Yellow Owl Workshop Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

Yellow Owl Workshop

Doesn't Have to Make Sense Art Sack® by People I've Loved

$14.95

Fuck Off Retro Art Sack Reusable Tote Bag Yellow Owl Workshop Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

Yellow Owl Workshop

F*ck Off Retro Art Sack® - Eco-Friendly Reusable Tote Bag

$14.95

Cosmic Congrats Letterpress Greeting Card Hello!Lucky Cards - Congratulations

Cosmic Congrats Congratulations Card

$6.50

Rise Above Sh*tty Times Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Any Occasion

Modern Printed Matter

Rise Above Sh*tty Times Card

$4.95

Octopus Not Enough Wine Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Any Occasion

Modern Printed Matter

Octopus Not Enough Wine Card

$4.95

Nice And Sh*t Cat Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Thank You

Modern Printed Matter

Nice And Sh*t Cat Thank You Card

$4.95

Horny For Hockey Gym Socks - Unisex Gumball Poodle Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Horny For Hockey Gym Socks - Unisex

$14.95

Fuck Trump Floral Mug Lenny Mud Home - Mugs & Glasses

F*ck Trump Floral Mug

$19.95

Fuck Ice Whistle Sticker The Found Impulse - Decorative Stickers

F*ck Ice Whistle Sticker

$4.95

Meeting Is Bullshit 6X8 Spiral Notebook Blue Q Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

Meeting Is Bullsh*t Spiral Notebook

$10.99

Fuck Yeah Cookies Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

F*ck Yeah Cookies Oven Mitt

$17.99

Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream - White Lotus Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - White Lotus

$13.99

Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream - Cherry Blossom Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Cherry Blossom

$13.99

Stay Away Assholes Zipper Pouch Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases

Stay Away Assh*les Zipper Pouch

$11.99

Silly Dumb Shit Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

Silly Dumb Sh*t Pencil Case

$8.99

Wiseass Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Wise*ss Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

Cuddle Me Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Cuddle Me Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Overwhelmed Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Overwhelmed Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Bird Lady Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Bird Lady Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Ringmaster Shitshow Printed Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Ringmaster Sh*tshow Printed Dish Towel

$13.99

You Did That Congratulations Card Red Cap Cards Cards - Congratulations

You Did That Congratulations Card

$5.95

Fuck Trump Pen Pack Golden Gems Home - Office & School Supplies - Pencils, Pens & Markers

F*ck Trump Pen Pack

$16.95

Take A Deep Breath Heart Sticker Golden Gems Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Take A Deep Breath Heart Sticker

$5.95

I Pretty Much Go With The Flow Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

I Pretty Much Go With The Flow Magnet

$4.95

Is Fucktastophe A Word Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Is F*cktastophe A Word Magnet

$4.95

Is He Dead Yet Asked Piglet No Said Pooh Fuck Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Is He Dead Yet Asked Piglet No Said Pooh F*ck Magnet

$4.95

It Was The Worst Of Times It Was The Fucking Worst Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

It Was The Worst Of Times It Was The F*cking Worst Magnet

$4.95

One Day We Will Look Back At This And Laugh Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

One Day We Will Look Back At This And Laugh Magnet

$4.95

I'm Into Weird Shit Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

I'm Into Weird Sh*t Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Mostly Drug Free Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

Mostly Drug Free Embroidery Kit

$20.95

F*ck Ice Protest Poster Ladyfingers Letterpress Home - Wall & Mantle - Artwork

Ladyfingers Letterpress

F*ck Ice Protest Poster

$2.00

Beavers Birthday Card Hello!Lucky Cards - Birthday

Beavers Birthday Card

$6.50

Fucking Busy Smiley Faces B6 Blank Softcover Notebook Ashkahn Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

F*cking Busy Smiley Faces B6 Blank Softcover Notebook

$12.95

Fuck Around And Fing Out Say Anything Mug Fred & Friends Home - Mugs & Glasses

F*ck Around And Find Out Say Anything Mug

$12.95

Ticket to Hell Game Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Games

Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games

Ticket to Hell Game

$15.00

Am I The A**hole Game Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Games

Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games

Am I The A**hole Game

$20.00

100 Fart Jokes Deck Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games Books - Card Decks

Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games

100 Fart Jokes Deck

$8.00

100 Absolutely Disgusting Poo Jokes Deck Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games Books - Card Decks

Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games

100 Absolutely Disgusting Poo Jokes Deck

$8.00

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