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Swears & Snarky Gifts

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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Life Is Short Tell More People To F*ck Off Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Life Is Short Tell More People To F*ck Off Magnet

$4.95

Pigeon Shit List Notepad Modern Printed Matter Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals - Notepads

Modern Printed Matter

Pigeon Sh*t List Notepad

$9.95

Have You Tried Shutting The Fuck Up Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

Have You Tried Shutting The F*ck Up Sticker

$5.95

I Fucking Hate It Here Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

I F*cking Hate It Here Sticker

$5.95

Rude Plants Mug Professor Puzzle Home - Mugs & Glasses

Professor Puzzle

Rude Plants Mug

$14.95

Respectfully Fuck That Floral Sticker Properly Improper Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Properly Improper

Respectfully F*ck That Floral Sticker

$4.95

Cancer Fuck That Shit Risograph Blank Card Ladyfingers Letterpress Cards - Any Occasion

Ladyfingers Letterpress

Cancer Fck That Sht Risograph Blank Card

$5.95

Half-Assed Jingler Christmas Card Inklings Paperie Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Inklings Paperie

Half-Assed Jingler Christmas Card

$5.95

I Like Pretty Things & The Word Fuck Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

I Like Pretty Things & The Word F*ck Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Holy Shit You're Amazing Pen Set Fun Club Home - Office & School Supplies - Pencils, Pens & Markers

Holy Sh*t You're Amazing Pen Set

$12.95

Fuck Trump Ornament The Found Holiday - Ornaments

F*ck Trump Ornament

$17.95

It’s A Beautiful Day For Common Sense Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

It’s A Beautiful Day For Common Sense Sticker

$4.95

For The Lady Perhaps A Break Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

For The Lady Perhaps A Break Sticker

$4.95

I Don’t Enjoy Small Talk Wtf Do You Want Raccoon Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

I Don’t Enjoy Small Talk Wtf Do You Want Raccoon Sticker

$4.95

Large Boobs Ornament Cody Foster & Co Holiday - Ornaments

Cody Foster & Co

Large Boobs Ornament

$15.95

Ass Kickin' Pretzels Korean BBQ Snack Grandpa Joe's Candy Candy, Chocolate & Gum - Snack Foods

Grandpa Joe's Candy

Ass Kickin' Pretzels Korean BBQ Snack

$7.95

Ass Kickin' Pretzels Korean Bacon Ranch Snack Grandpa Joe's Candy Candy, Chocolate & Gum - Snack Foods

Grandpa Joe's Candy

Ass Kickin' Pretzels Korean Bacon Ranch Snack

$7.95

Yarn Slut Crew Socks - Unisex Gumball Poodle Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Yarn Slut Crew Socks - Unisex

$14.95

Exhausted American Pen Set Sammy Gorin LLC Home - Office & School Supplies - Pencils, Pens & Markers

Sammy Gorin LLC

Exhausted American Pen Set

$16.95

What The Hell & Fuck Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

What The Hell & F*ck Sticker

$5.95

WTF Earrings Sona Studio Jewelry - Earrings

WTF Earrings

$10.95

Fowl Language Mug Professor Puzzle Home - Mugs & Glasses

Professor Puzzle

Fowl Language Mug

$14.95

What The Fuck Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

What The F*ck Sticker

$4.95

Sugar Spice Fuck Ice Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Sugar Spice F*ck Ice Sticker

$4.95

Shit Gets Better Blank Card People Ive Loved Cards - Any Occasion

People Ive Loved

Sh*t Gets Better Blank Card

$5.95

Fuck Ice Blocks Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

F*ck Ice Blocks Sticker

$5.95

Fuck Ice Heart Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

F*ck Ice Heart Sticker

$5.95

What The Fuck Sticker Pretty Toxic Stickers Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Pretty Toxic Stickers

What The F*ck Sticker

$5.95

Doesn't Have To Make Sense Art Sack Reusable Tote Bag Yellow Owl Workshop Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

Yellow Owl Workshop

Doesn't Have to Make Sense Art Sack® by People I've Loved

$14.95

Fuck Off Retro Art Sack Reusable Tote Bag Yellow Owl Workshop Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

Yellow Owl Workshop

F*ck Off Retro Art Sack® - Eco-Friendly Reusable Tote Bag

$14.95

Cosmic Congrats Letterpress Greeting Card Hello!Lucky Cards - Congratulations

Cosmic Congrats Congratulations Card

$6.50

Rise Above Sh*tty Times Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Any Occasion

Modern Printed Matter

Rise Above Sh*tty Times Card

$4.95

Octopus Not Enough Wine Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Any Occasion

Modern Printed Matter

Octopus Not Enough Wine Card

$4.95

Nice And Sh*t Cat Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Thank You

Modern Printed Matter

Nice And Sh*t Cat Thank You Card

$4.95

Horny For Hockey Gym Socks - Unisex Gumball Poodle Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Horny For Hockey Gym Socks - Unisex

$14.95

Fuck Trump Floral Mug Lenny Mud Home - Mugs & Glasses

F*ck Trump Floral Mug

$19.95

Fuck Ice Whistle Sticker The Found Impulse - Decorative Stickers

F*ck Ice Whistle Sticker

$4.95

Meeting Is Bullshit 6X8 Spiral Notebook Blue Q Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

Meeting Is Bullsh*t Spiral Notebook

$10.99

Fuck Yeah Cookies Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

F*ck Yeah Cookies Oven Mitt

$17.99

Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream - White Lotus Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - White Lotus

$13.99

Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream - Cherry Blossom Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Cherry Blossom

$13.99

Stay Away Assholes Zipper Pouch Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases

Stay Away Assh*les Zipper Pouch

$11.99

Silly Dumb Shit Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

Silly Dumb Sh*t Pencil Case

$8.99

Wiseass Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Wise*ss Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

Cuddle Me Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Cuddle Me Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Overwhelmed Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Overwhelmed Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Bird Lady Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Bird Lady Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Ringmaster Shitshow Printed Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Ringmaster Sh*tshow Printed Dish Towel

$13.99

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