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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers

$25.95

Boring Ass Marriage Woven Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Boring Ass Marriage Woven Dish Towel

$14.99

Love My Asshole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Love My Asshole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel

$12.99

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Monopause Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Monopause Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

WTF My Way Through Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

WTF My Way Through Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Crotchety Old F*ck Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Crotchety Old F*ck Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Baby Smell/F*ck Up Baby Sock Set

$15.99

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt

$16.99

Sh*tstorm Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Sh*tstorm Oven Mitt

$16.99

Aunts Are The Sh*t Gum

$1.99

Rich B*tch Coin Purse Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Coin Purses & Wallets

Rich B*tch Coin Purse

$5.99

Naughty Charades Game Chronicle Books Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Games

Chronicle Books

Naughty Charades Game

$12.00

Chronicle Books

Being Bad Book

$18.95

Chronicle Books - Brass Monkey

A Tiny Sex Diary Book

$8.00

Kamala Kick That F*cking Door Down Sticker Citizen Ruth Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Kamala Kick That F*cking Door Down Sticker

$4.95

Kamala Harris Kick That F*cking Door Down Mug Citizen Ruth Home - Mugs & Glasses

Kamala Harris Kick That F*cking Door Down Mug

$18.95

Blow Me Sucker Sticker

$4.95

Old Clown Birthday Card Red Cap Cards Cards - Birthday

Old Clown Birthday Card

$5.95

Tis The Damn Season Christmas Card Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Little Lovelies Studio

Tis The Damn Season Christmas Card

$5.95

Favorite Human Blank Card Bon Femmes Cards - Any Occasion

Favorite Human Blank Card

$5.95

Cancelled Plans Heart Sticker

$4.95

Magical AF Birthday Card Top Hat & Monocle Cards - Birthday

Top Hat & Monocle

Magical AF Birthday Card

$4.95

Falalas Christmas Card Top Hat & Monocle Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Top Hat & Monocle

Falalas Christmas Card

$4.95

The Baddie Pin Pack The Hissin Kitten Jewelry - Pins

The Hissin Kitten

The Baddie Pin Pack

$11.95

Fearless Blank Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Any Occasion

OffensiveDelightful

Fearless Blank Card

$5.95

Rad 80's Birthday Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Birthday

OffensiveDelightful

Rad 80's Birthday Card

$5.95

Listen Up B*tches Birthday Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Birthday

OffensiveDelightful

Listen Up B*tches Birthday Card

$5.95

OffensiveDelightful

Asshole Cats Birthday Card

$5.95

Cowboy Ride Em Birthday Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Birthday

OffensiveDelightful

Cowboy Ride Em Birthday Card

$5.95

I'm From Chicago Sticker Steel Petal Press Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Steel Petal Press

I'm From Chicago Sticker

$4.95

Wake Up Mug Steel Petal Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Steel Petal Press

Wake Up Mug

$19.95

Steel Petal Press

B*tch Energy Birthday Card

$5.95

I'm From Chicago Round Button Steel Petal Press Impulse - Pinback Buttons

Steel Petal Press

I'm From Chicago Round Button

$2.95

Sweater Christmas Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Steel Petal Press

Sweater Christmas Card

$5.95

Sweater Christmas Card - Boxed Set Of 6 Steel Petal Press Cards - Boxed Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Steel Petal Press

Sweater Christmas Card - Boxed Set Of 6

$18.95

Poop Sh*t Happens Plush Punchkins Toys & Games - Stuffed Animals & Plush Toys

Poop Sh*t Happens Plush

$17.95

Candy Cane F*cks Towel

$17.95

Have A Dam Good Birthday Card Mattea Cards - Birthday

Have A Dam Good Birthday Card

$4.95

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray

$13.95

She Adores Pretty Little Things Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

She Adores Pretty Little Things Square Trinket Tray

$13.95

Hey Quick Question Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

Hey Quick Question Square Trinket Tray

$13.95

Properly Improper

Don't Be A Dick Round Trinket Tray

$13.95

Make Today Your B*tch Heart Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

Make Today Your B*tch Heart Trinket Tray

$14.95

Properly Improper

Don't Be A Dick Strawberry And Daisy Canvas Pouch

$14.95

Queen Of F*cking Everything Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Queen Of F*cking Everything Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

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