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Holiday Gift Guide - Swears & Snark 🤬 🙄

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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Vigilante Sh*t Taylor Swift Midnights Sticker Sammy Gorin LLC Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Sammy Gorin LLC

Vigilante Sh*t Taylor Swift Midnights Sticker

$4.95

B*itch I'm Ready Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

B*itch I'm Ready Dish Towel

$12.99

I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

I'll F*ckin Hug You Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

I'll F*ckin Hug You Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Talk Some Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Talk Some Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

F*ck Everything Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

F*ck Everything Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Feed You F*ckers Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Feed You F*ckers Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Baddest Of A*ses Mens Crew Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Baddest Of A*ses Mens Crew

$14.99

Where'd My Day Go Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

Where'd My Day Go Pencil Case

$7.99

B*tch I Have Time Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

B*tch I Have Time Oven Mitt

$16.99

F*cked Without You Love Card Chez Gagne Cards - Love

F*cked Without You Love Card

$5.95

F*ck This Shit Ring Dish Sapling Press Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Fck This Sht Ring Dish

$16.95

TOY UNICORN POOP Toysmith Toys & Games

Magical Unicorn Poop Slime Putty

$6.95

F-BOMB Crew Socks - Mens - Red Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

F-BOMB Crew Socks - Mens - Red

$12.00

Work Hard Be Nice Swear Often Notepad Chez Gagne Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals - Notepads

Work Hard Be Nice Swear Often Notepad

$10.95

In Case Of Clusterf*ck Rocks Glass Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses - Whiskey & Cocktail Glasses

In Case Of Clusterf*ck Rocks Glass

$15.95

The Legendary Lizzo 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle 9/6 Penguin Random House Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Jigsaw Puzzles

Penguin Random House

The Legendary Lizzo 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$16.95

Chew With Your Mouth Shut Magnet Meriwether Home - Magnets

Chew With Your Mouth Shut Magnet

$5.95

Sweary Bingo Chronicle Books - Laurence King Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Games

Chronicle Books - Laurence King

Sweary Bingo

$24.99

Get Your Sh*t Together Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

Get Your Sh*t Together

$31.50 $35.00

Weekly Sh*t List Notepad Little Lovelies Studio Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals - Notepads

Little Lovelies Studio

Weekly Sh*t List Notepad

$16.95

F*ck It Enamel Keychain The Found Apparel & Accessories - Keychains

F*ck It Enamel Keychain

$10.95

F*ck Off Have A Nice Day Enamel Pin The Found Jewelry - Pins

F*ck Off Have A Nice Day Enamel Pin

$10.95

This Uterus Is Mine Big 3" Pinback Button - Green Word For Word Factory Jewelry - Pins

Word For Word Factory

This Uterus Is Mine Big 3" Pinback Button - Green

$7.95

My Top Secret Shit Manifestation Journal Cards by Dé Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

My Top Secret Sh*t Manifestation Journal

$12.95

F*ck This Sh*t... Meeting Notebook Meriwether Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

Fck This Sht... Meeting Notebook

$18.95

Living In Chicago And Sh*t Mug Sapling Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Living In Chicago And Sh*t Mug

$22.95

Good Luck Boobs Blank Card Egg Press Cards - Any Occasion

Good Luck Boobs Blank Card

$5.95

Birthday Suit Birthday Card Egg Press Cards - Birthday

Birthday Suit Birthday Card

$5.95

Do The D*mn Thing Mug Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses

Do The D*mn Thing Mug

$19.95

Glass Bottle Matches - In Case Of Clusterf*ck Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

Glass Bottle Matches - In Case Of Clusterf*ck

$14.95

F*ck F*ckity F*ck F*ck Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Any Occasion

Fck Fckity Fck Fck Blank Card

$5.95

Sunshiny *ss Zipper Pouch Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases

Sunshiny A** Zipper Pouch

$8.99

Cluck This Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Cluck This Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

F*cking Beautiful Lawn Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

F*cking Beautiful Lawn Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Creative Little F*cker Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Creative Little F*cker Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

I Followed A Recipe Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

I Followed A Recipe Once It Was Boring Oven Mitt

$16.99

Tough As Sh*t Coin Purse Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Coin Purses

Tough As Sh*t Coin Purse

$5.99

Sports N Sh*t Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Sports N Sh*t Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex

$14.99

No F*ckin' Sweat Sneaker Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

No F*ckin' Sweat Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex

$14.99

Tough As Sh*t Sneaker Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Tough As Sh*t Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex

$14.99

I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Natural Bubble Bath Blue Q Home - Bath & Body

I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Natural Bubble Bath

$14.99

Once Upon A Time Feminist Blank Card Twentysome Design Cards - Any Occasion

Twentysome Design

Once Upon A Time Feminist Blank Card

$5.95

F*ck It Die Cut Sticker The Found Impulse - Stickers

F*ck It Die Cut Sticker

$4.95

Sage Die Cut Sticker The Found Impulse - Stickers

Sage Die Cut Sticker

$4.95

Zero F*cks Die Cut Sticker The Found Impulse - Stickers

Zero F*cks Die Cut Sticker

$4.95

DARK BLUE Let That Sh*t Go Ceramic Mugs Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Let That Sh*t Go Ceramic Mugs

$18.95

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