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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Blank

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Card

$5.95

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Bitch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

B*tch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case

$7.99

This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

This Grandma Has Seen Some Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Turns Out I'm Tough As Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Calm The F Down Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Calm The F Down Magnet

$4.95

Father Of The Year Father's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Father's Day

Father Of The GD Year Father's Day Card

$5.95

Kick Ass Graduation Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Graduation

Modern Printed Matter

Kick Ass Graduation Card

$4.95

Thank You For Making Everything Less Sh*tty Card Top Hat and Monocle Cards - Thank You

Top Hat & Monocle

Thank You For Making Everything Less Sh*tty Card

$4.95

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card The Card Bureau Cards - Birthday

The Card Bureau

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card

$4.95

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card The Card Bureau Cards - Mother's Day

The Card Bureau

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card

$2.14 $3.57

Father's Day Bad*ss Polar Bear Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Father's Day

Modern Printed Matter

Father's Day Bad*ss Polar Bear Card

$1.98 $4.95

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Mother's Day

Little Lovelies Studio

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card

$2.14 $3.57

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Mother's Day

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Cup Of Tea Coaster Drinks On Me Home - Barware - Coasters

Cup Of Tea Coaster

$4.95

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Lavender Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Lavender

$12.99

Happy Birthday To The Badass With A Good Ass Birthday Card Spaghetti & Meatballs Cards - Birthday

Spaghetti & Meatballs

Happy Birthday To The Badass With A Good Ass Birthday Card

$5.95

Fresh Out Of Fucks Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Fresh Out Of F*cks Magnet

$4.95

Bottomless Thanks Butts Thank You Card Egg Press Cards - Thank You

Bottomless Thanks Butts Thank You Card

$5.95

Cool Ass Grandpa Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Cool A** Grandpa Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Mother of the Goddamn Year Key Tag Sapling Press Apparel & Accessories - Keychains

Mother of the GD Year Key Tag

$12.95

Father Of The Goddamn Year Mug Sapling Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Father Of The GD Year Mug

$22.95

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card Sapling Press Cards - Birthday

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card

$5.50

B*tches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Coin Purses & Wallets

B*tches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

$5.99

You're Perfect (Boobs) Magnet The Found Home - Magnets

You're Perfect Magnet

$4.95

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card

$5.95

Dancing Mom Mother's Day Card La Familia Green Cards - Holiday - Mother's Day

La Familia Green

Dancing Mom Mother's Day Card

$2.38 $5.95

You're Perfect (Boobs) Ceramic Mug The Found Home - Mugs & Glasses

You're Perfect Mug

$18.95

You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

$1.78 $2.97

There Goes My Last F*ck magnet

$4.95

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card Seltzer Cards - Birthday

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card

$4.95

You're Perfect (Boobs) Greeting Card The Found Cards - Blank

You're Perfect Greeting Card

$4.95

Yoga Class Napkins Design Design Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkins

Yoga Class Napkins

$6.95

You Were Right Dad Father's Day Card Chez Gagne Cards - Father's Day

You Were Right Dad Father's Day Card

$5.95

F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice Chronicle Books Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games

Chronicle Books

F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice

$12.95

Everything Will Be F*cking OK Ceramic Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Everything Will Be F*cking OK Ceramic Mug

$19.95

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum Blue Q Candy & Gum

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

$1.99

WINE! How Classy People Get Sh*tfaced Beverage Napkins Design Design Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkin

WINE! How Classy People Get Sh*tfaced Beverage Napkins

$6.95

100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card The Found Cards - Birthday

LIZZO 100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card

$2.97 $4.95

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Kitchen & Dish Towels

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

$14.99

I Love My A**hole Kids Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

I Love My A**hole Kids Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

F*ck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

F*ck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Droppin' A New Recipe On Your A** Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Droppin' A New Recipe On Your A** Oven Mitt

$16.99

I Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

I Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt

$16.99

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$16.99

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

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