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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Mother's Day

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Cup Of Tea Coaster Drinks On Me Home - Barware - Coasters

Cup Of Tea Coaster

$4.95

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Lavender Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Lavender

$12.99

Welcome to Parent Sleep Obsession Card Chez Gagne Cards - Baby

Welcome to Parent Sleep Obsession Card

$3.57 $5.95

Going to be the Best Parents Card Chez Gagne Cards - Baby

Going To Be The Best Parents Card

$3.57 $5.95

Happy Birthday To The Badass With A Good Ass Birthday Card Spaghetti & Meatballs Cards - Birthday

Spaghetti & Meatballs

Happy Birthday To The Badass With A Good Ass Birthday Card

$5.95

Fresh Out Of Fucks Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Fresh Out Of F*cks Magnet

$4.95

F*ck This Food Up Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

$14.44 $16.99

Bottomless Thanks Butts Thank You Card Egg Press Cards - Thank You

Bottomless Thanks Butts Thank You Card

$5.95

You're F*cking Welcome Everybody Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

You're F*cking Welcome Everybody Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Cool Ass Grandpa Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Cool A** Grandpa Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

What A F*cking Day Stemless Wine Glass Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses - Wine Glass

What A F*cking Day Stemless Wine Glass

$15.26 $17.95

Mother of the Goddamn Year Key Tag Sapling Press Apparel & Accessories - Keychains

Mother of the GD Year Key Tag

$9.95

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card Sapling Press Cards - Birthday

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card

$5.50

LIZZO 100% That B*tch Magnet The Found Home - Magnets

LIZZO 100% That B*tch Magnet

$2.97 $4.95

B*tches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Coin Purses & Wallets

B*tches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

$5.99

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card

$5.95

Dancing Mom Mother's Day Card La Familia Green Cards - Holiday - Mother's Day

La Familia Green

Dancing Mom Mother's Day Card

$3.57 $5.95

You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

$4.95

There Goes My Last F*ck magnet

$4.95

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card Seltzer Cards - Birthday

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card

$4.95

Yoga Class Napkins Design Design Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkins

Yoga Class Napkins

$6.95

You Were Right Dad Father's Day Card Chez Gagne Cards - Father's Day

You Were Right Dad Father's Day Card

$5.95

F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice Chronicle Books Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games

Chronicle Books

F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice

$12.95

Everything Will Be F*cking OK Ceramic Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Everything Will Be F*cking OK Ceramic Mug

$19.95

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum Blue Q Candy & Gum

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

$1.99

Yeah, I'm Old. F*ck You. Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Yeah, I'm Old. F*ck You. Crew Socks - Mens

$12.74 $14.99

Ringmaster of the Shi*tshow Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

Ringmaster of the Shi*tshow Pencil Case

$7.99

WINE! How Classy People Get Sh*tfaced Beverage Napkins Design Design Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkin

WINE! How Classy People Get Sh*tfaced Beverage Napkins

$6.95

100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card The Found Cards - Birthday

LIZZO 100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card

$4.21 $4.95

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Kitchen & Dish Towels

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

$14.99

Parsley Sage Rosemary F*ck Off Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Parsley Sage Rosemary F*ck Off Oven Mitt

$14.44 $16.99

I Love My A**hole Kids Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

I Love My A**hole Kids Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

F*ck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

F*ck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Droppin' A New Recipe On Your A** Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Droppin' A New Recipe On Your A** Oven Mitt

$16.99

I Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

I Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt

$16.99

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$16.99

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

You Crafty B*tch Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

You Crafty B*tch Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Crew Socks - Womens

$11.89 $13.99

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Take No Sh*t Give No F*cks Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Take No Sht Give No Fcks Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Mother F*cking Girl Power Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Mother F*cking Girl Power Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Delicate F*cking Flower Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Delicate F*cking Flower Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

F*ck This Sh*t Socks Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Fck This Sht Socks Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

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