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Swears & Snarky Gifts

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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

You're Perfect (Boobs) Ceramic Mug The Found Home - Mugs & Glasses

You're Perfect Mug

$17.95

You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

$2.52 $2.97

There Goes My Last F*ck magnet

$4.95

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card Seltzer Cards - Birthday

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card

$4.21 $4.95

You're Perfect (Boobs) Greeting Card The Found Cards - Blank

You're Perfect Greeting Card

$4.21 $4.95

Yoga Class Napkins Design Design Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkins

Yoga Class Napkins

$6.95

You Were Right Dad Father's Day Card Chez Gagne Cards - Father's Day

You Were Right Dad Father's Day Card

$5.95

F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice Chronicle Books Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games

Chronicle Books

F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice

$12.95

Everything Will Be F*cking OK Ceramic Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Everything Will Be F*cking OK Ceramic Mug

$19.95

Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Mug

$19.95

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum Blue Q Candy & Gum

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

$2.99

WINE! How Classy People Get Sh*tfaced Beverage Napkins Design Design Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkin

WINE! How Classy People Get Sh*tfaced Beverage Napkins

$6.95

100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card The Found Cards - Birthday

LIZZO 100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card

$4.21 $4.95

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Kitchen & Dish Towels

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

$15.99

I Love My A**hole Kids Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

I Love My A**hole Kids Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

F*ck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

F*ck Off I'm Reading Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

Droppin' A New Recipe On Your A** Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Droppin' A New Recipe On Your A** Oven Mitt

$17.99

I Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

I Love My A**hole Kids Oven Mitt

$17.99

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$17.99

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

You Crafty B*tch Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

You Crafty B*tch Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Crew Socks - Womens

$11.89 $13.99

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Take No Sh*t Give No F*cks Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Take No Sht Give No Fcks Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Mother Of The Goddamn Year Mug Sapling Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Mother Of The GD Year Mug

$22.95

Mother F*cking Girl Power Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Mother F*cking Girl Power Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Delicate F*cking Flower Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Delicate F*cking Flower Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

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