Sweary Cards

Humdrum Paper

Roy Kent Birthdays Are F*cking Sh*t Birthday Card

$4.95

The Found

Britney Spears It's Your Birthday B*tch Card

$4.95

The Found

LIZZO 100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card

$4.95

Chez Gagne

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card

$5.95

Seltzer

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card

$4.95

Chez Gagne

I F*cking Love You Card

$5.95

Sapling Press

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card

$5.50

Chez Gagne

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

The Card Bureau

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card

$4.95

Top Hat and Monocle

Thank You For Making Everything Less Sh*tty Card

$4.95

Egg Press

Bottomless Thanks Butts Thank You Card

$5.95

McBitterson's

Zero Days Crying Card

$5.36 $5.95

Meriwether

Everything Happens For A Reason But WTF Card

$4.46 $4.95

McBitterson's

You're Already Old Birthday Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

Arms Long Enough Birthday Card

$5.95

Spaghetti & Meatballs

Happy Birthday To The Badass With A Good Ass Birthday Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

Well That F*cking Sucks Blank Card

$5.95

Modern Printed Matter

Sh*t's About To Get Real Stork Baby Card

$3.60 $4.00

Seltzer

Break Sh*t Birthday Card

$4.95

Meriwether

Some B*tches... Birthday Card

$5.36 $5.95

Steel Petal Press

Bad*ss Birthday Card

$5.50

Egg Press

I F*cking Miss You Card

$5.36 $5.95

Modern Printed Matter

Kick Ass Graduation Card

$4.00

Modern Printed Matter

Smart And Sh*t Graduation Card

$4.00

Chez Gagne

Go On With Your Grad Self Graduation Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

You're Going To Be A Grandma Card

$5.36 $5.95

Meriwether

Just Look At Us Love Card

$5.36 $5.95

Top Hat and Monocle

No Longer Giving a F*ck Card

$4.46 $4.95

Boss Dotty Paper Co

Kicking A** Cowboy Boot Blank Card

$5.95

Steel Petal Press

Magical Mushroom Birthday Card

$5.50

Egg Press

Birthday Suit Birthday Card

$5.95

Egg Press

Good Luck Boobs Blank Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

F*cked Without You Love Card

$5.95

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You Graduated Graduation Card

$5.50

Pretty Alright Goods

Google Degree Graduation Card

$5.50

Chez Gagne

Con-Grad-U-F*ckin-Lations Graduation Card

$5.95

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You're Old Birthday Card

$5.50

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You're Married Wedding Card

$5.50

Ladyfingers Letterpress

F* Me Anniversary Card

$5.95

People I've Loved

F*ck It Love Card

$5.50

Chez Gagne

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Card

$5.95

Meriwether

Without Getting Drunk Drunk Birthday Card

$5.36 $5.95

Chez Gagne

Welcome to Parent Sleep Obsession Card

$5.36 $5.95

Chez Gagne

Welcome To Parenting Octopus Card

$5.36 $5.95

Meriwether

Way Above Average Birthday Card

$4.46 $4.95

McBitterson's

Stop Drinking Card

$5.36 $5.95

McBitterson's

Shine On Old Man Card

$5.36 $5.95

Chez Gagne

Romantic Cards Make Me Vomit Love Card

$5.95