Sassy & Snarky Cards

Humdrum Paper

Roy Kent Birthdays Are F*cking Sh*t Birthday Card

$4.95

Humdrum Paper

Roy Kent Valentine's Day Is Sh*t Valentine's Card

$4.95

The Found

You're Perfect Greeting Card

$4.95

Pretty Alright Goods

Tissue Birthday Card

$5.50

The Found

LIZZO 100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card

$2.97 $4.95

Pretty Alright Goods

Internet Best Love Card

$5.50

Chez Gagne

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

The Card Bureau

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card

$4.95

Shop Trimmings

Roy Kent Struck By Lightning Love Card

$5.95

Pretty Alright Goods

Dishwasher Anniversary Card

$5.50

Top Hat & Monocle

Thank You For Making Everything Less Sh*tty Card

$4.95

Seltzer

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card

$4.95

Pretty Alright Goods

OMFG Love Card

$5.95

Shop Trimmings

Nice A** And Happy Birthday Birthday Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

F*cked Without You Love Card

$5.95

Pretty Alright Goods

Menopause Birthday Card

$3.57 $5.95

Modern Printed Matter

Smart And Sh*t Graduation Card

$4.00

Sapling Press

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card

$5.50

Pretty Alright Goods

Got Older Birthday Card

$3.30 $5.50

Modern Printed Matter

It's Your Birthday Again? Birthday Card

$4.00

Spaghetti & Meatballs

Happy Birthday To The Badass With A Good Ass Birthday Card

$5.95

Egg Press

Bottomless Thanks Butts Thank You Card

$5.95

Pretty Alright Goods

You're The Best Greeting Card

$3.30 $5.50

Chez Gagne

F*ck F*ckity F*ck F*ck Blank Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

Arms Long Enough Birthday Card

$5.06 $5.95

The Found

Hold Onto Your Butts Jurassic Park Birthday Card

$1.98 $4.95

Humdrum Paper

Thank You For The Sex Love Card

$4.95

Sammy Gorin LLC

Tis the Damn Season Swiftmas Card

$4.17 $5.95

Sammy Gorin LLC

F*cked Around and Found Out New Baby Card

$5.95

The Found

You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

$2.97

Red Cap Cards

Dolphin F*ck It Blank Card

$5.06 $5.95

Pretty Alright Goods

Hard Candies Birthday Card

$5.50

Sapling Press

Great Job Not Raising A-Holes Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Party Of One

I Love Your Crazy Ass Monkey Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

TY So F*cking Much Thank You Card

$3.57 $5.95

Modern Printed Matter

Kick Ass Graduation Card

$4.00

Sapling Press

Father Of The GD Year Father's Day Card

$5.95

The Card Bureau

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card

$3.57

Pretty Alright Goods

Plant Birthday Card

$3.30 $5.50

Steel Petal Press

F' Valentine's Day Card

$5.06 $5.95

That’s So Andrew

Nothing Nice for Asshats Christmas Card

$2.38 $5.95

Penguin Random House

Effin Birds Playing Cards

$16.99

The Found

Drake Happy Holidays Christmas Card

$1.98 $4.95

Chez Gagne

You Were Right Dad Father's Day Card

$5.95

Chez Gagne

Go On With Your Grad Self Graduation Card

$5.95

Sapling Press

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card

$5.95