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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Take A Deep Breath Pink Can Cooler Golden Gems Home - Mugs & Glasses - Koozies

Take A Deep Breath Pink Can Cooler

$6.95

No Longer Available Can Cooler Golden Gems Home - Mugs & Glasses - Koozies

No Longer Available Can Cooler

$6.95

Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks Cnady - 5 Pack Little Genie Productions Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Little Genie Productions

Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks Candy - 5 Pack

$0.95

Suck A Bag Of Dicks Candy - Bag Of 25 Little Genie Productions Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Little Genie Productions

Suck A Bag Of Dicks Candy - Bag Of 25

$16.95

Suck A Bag Of Dicks Candy - 5 Pack Little Genie Productions Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Little Genie Productions

Suck A Bag Of Dicks Candy - 5 Pack

$0.95

Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Candy Little Genie Productions Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Little Genie Productions

Bag Of F*cks I Have To Give Candy

$6.95

Fresh Outta Fucks Orange/Blue Kitchen Towel Questionables Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Fresh Outta F*cks Orange/Blue Kitchen Towel

$13.95

Fresh Outta Fucks Teal/Yellow Kitchen Towel Questionables Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Fresh Outta F*cks Teal/Yellow Kitchen Towel

$13.95

Fresh Outta Fucks Blue And Orange Unisex Socks Questionables Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Fresh Outta F*cks Blue And Orange Socks - Unisex

$10.95

With All Due Respect Fuck That Unisex Socks Questionables Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

With All Due Respect F*ck That Socks - Unisex

$10.95

You Are A Badass Candle - Orange Blossom Questionables Home - Candles

You Are A Badass Candle - Orange Blossom

$20.95

Best F*cking Friend Ever Candle - 9oz - Mimosa And Pineapple James Wax Home - Candles

Best F*cking Friend Ever Candle - 9oz - Mimosa And Pineapple

$19.95

It's Not Smut It's Cliterature Candle - 9oz - Rose And Patchouli James Wax Home - Candles

It's Not Smut It's Cliterature Candle - 9oz - Rose And Patchouli

$19.95

It's A Damn Good Day Jaguar Sticker Golden Gems Impulse - Decorative Stickers

It's A Damn Good Day Jaguar Sticker

$5.95

Swamp Princess Presents Birthday Card Sammy Gorin LLC Cards - Birthday

Sammy Gorin LLC

Swamp Princess Presents Birthday Card

$5.95

Fuck Off Can Cooler The Found Home - Mugs & Glasses - Koozies

F*ck Off Can Cooler

$7.95

Fill In The Blank Fuck List Blank Card The Card Bureau Cards - Any Occasion

The Card Bureau

Fill In The Blank F*ck List Blank Card

$5.95

WTF Is Going On Blank Card The Card Bureau Cards - Any Occasion

The Card Bureau

WTF Is Going On Blank Card

$5.95

Fuck Trump Birthday Card The Card Bureau Cards - Birthday

The Card Bureau

F*ck Trump Birthday Card

$5.95

This Too Shall Pass Metal Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

This Too Shall Pass Metal Trinket Tray

$10.95

Fix This Blank Card Sapling Press Cards - Any Occasion

Fix This Blank Card

$5.95

It's Always Fucking Something Mug Fun Club Home - Mugs & Glasses

It's Always F*cking Something Mug

$22.95

I Am At My Fucking Limit Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

I Am At My F*cking Limit Sticker

$4.95

Smell The Weed Candle - 9oz - Appalachian Mountains Terra Mater Studio Home - Candles

Terra Mater Studio

Smell The Weed Candle - 9oz - Appalachian Mountains

$26.95

Horny For Spreadsheets Crew Socks - Unisex Gumball Poodle Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Horny For Spreadsheets Crew Socks - Unisex

$14.95

Blue Q Trucker Hats Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Summer - Adult - Hats

Blue Q Trucker Hats

$24.99

I Love You To The Moon And Back Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

I Love You To The Moon And Back Magnet

$4.95

Calm Your Tits Teal Crystal Candle - Ocean Waves - 12oz Totalee Gift Home - Candles

Calm Your Tits Teal Crystal Candle - Ocean Waves - 12oz

$22.95

What The F*ck Is My Password Leatherette Journal Properly Improper Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

Properly Improper

What The F*ck Is My Password Leatherette Journal

$12.95

Pickles Are My Sh*t Leatherette Journal Properly Improper Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

Properly Improper

Pickles Are My Sh*t Leatherette Journal

$12.95

Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

Bless This Sh*tshow Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Romantasy Sex Checks Booklet Penguin Random House Books

Penguin Random House

Romantasy Sex Checks Booklet

$12.99

Red F*ck Stripe Illusion Premium Kitchen Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Red F*ck Stripe Illusion Premium Kitchen Towel

$15.95

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Womens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Womens

$10.00

Hauling Ass Crew Socks - Womens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Hauling Ass Crew Socks - Womens

$10.00

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Mens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Mens

$12.00

Currently In My Fuck This Shit Era Mug Crimson & Clover Studio Home - Mugs & Glasses

Crimson & Clover Studio

Currently In My Fck This Sht Era Mug

$18.95

Don't Be A Cuntcake Mug Crimson & Clover Studio Home - Mugs & Glasses

Crimson & Clover Studio

Don't Be A C*ntcake Mug

$18.95

Sweary Notes Sticky Note Thingy Knock Knock Home - Office & School Supplies

Sweary Notes Sticky Note Thingy

$14.95

Happy Birthday You Old B*tch Birthday Card BobbyK Boutique Cards - Birthday

BobbyK Boutique

Happy Birthday You Old B*tch Birthday Card

$4.95

On My Way To Stir Up Some Sh*t Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

On My Way To Stir Up Some Sh*t Sticker

$4.95

Sh*t's F*cked 90's Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Sht's Fcked 90's Sticker

$4.95

Kickass Mom Mother's Day Card Boss Dotty Paper Co Cards - Holiday - Mother's Day

Boss Dotty Paper Co

Kickass Mom Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Crafty Glue Gun Plush Punchkins Toys & Games - Stuffed Animals & Plush Toys

Crafty Glue Gun Plush

$17.95

I'm A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

I'm A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Live Laugh Fuck Off Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

Live Laugh F*ck Off Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Don't Be A Dick Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

Don't Be A Dick Embroidery Kit

$20.95

This Home Is Built On Love Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

This Home Is Built On Love Embroidery Kit

$20.95

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