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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Fuck Off Desk Sign The Found Home - Office & School Supplies - Desk Signs

F*ck Off Desk Sign

$9.95

Badass Unicron Crew Socks - Womens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Bad*ss Unicorn Crew Socks - Womens

$10.00

Can Of Whoop Ass Crew Socks - Mens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Can Of Whoop Ass Crew Socks - Mens

$12.00

Drake Happy Holidays Christmas Card The Found Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Drake Happy Holidays Christmas Card

$3.71 $4.95

Britney Spears Holidays Are Toxic Holiday Card - Boxed Set The Found Cards - Boxed Cards - Holiday

Britney Spears Holidays Are Toxic Holiday Card - Boxed Set of 8

$12.71 $16.95

Britney Spears Holidays Are Toxic Holiday Card The Found Cards - Holiday - Happy Holidays

Britney Spears Holidays Are Toxic Holiday Card

$3.71 $4.95

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Candle CE Craft Co Home - Candles - Novelty

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Candle

$24.95

Proper Ladies Thank You Gift Bag That’s So Andrew Gift Wrap & Packaging - Gift Bags

That’s So Andrew

Proper Ladies Thank You Gift Bag

$8.95

Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Bag That’s So Andrew Gift Wrap & Packaging - Holiday - Christmas - Gift Bags

That’s So Andrew

Merry F*cking Christmas Gift Bag

$6.71 $8.95

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Gift Bag That’s So Andrew Gift Wrap & Packaging - Holiday - Christmas - Gift Bags

That’s So Andrew

Jolliest Bunch of A-Holes Christmas Gift Bag

$6.71 $8.95

Even Assholes Like You Holiday Gift Bag That’s So Andrew Gift Wrap & Packaging - Holiday - Christmas - Gift Bags

That’s So Andrew

Even Assholes Like You Holiday Gift Bag

$6.71 $8.95

Nothing Nice for Asshats Christmas Card That’s So Andrew Cards - Holiday - Christmas

That’s So Andrew

Nothing Nice for Asshats Christmas Card

$4.46 $5.95

Left Sh*tty Spouse Award Card That’s So Andrew Cards - Any Occasion

That’s So Andrew

Left Sh*tty Spouse Award Card

$5.95

Cute Ass Weirdo Sticker Drawn Goods Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Cute A** Weirdo Sticker

$4.95

Cats Don't Tell Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Cats Don't Tell Sticker

$4.95

Skater Duck Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Skater Duck Sticker

$4.95

Funny Cat Coffee Mug Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Cats Are Better Than People Coffee Mug

$16.95

Cat On My Way to F*ck Sh*t Up Mug Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Cat On My Way to Fck Sht Up Mug

$16.95

Skater Duck Mug Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Skater Duck Mug

$16.95

Christmas Be Merry Pigeon Sticker Modern Printed Matter Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Modern Printed Matter

Christmas Be Merry Pigeon Sticker

$3.71 $4.95

Carting My Ass Around Donkey Thank You Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Thank You

Modern Printed Matter

Carting My Ass Around Donkey Thank You Card

$4.95

Anxious Girl Shit Sticker Brittany Paige Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Anxious Girl Sh*t Sticker

$4.95

Let's Not Ruin A Good Thing Cork Coaster Six-Pack Sapling Press Home - Barware - Coasters

Let's Not Ruin A Good Thing Cork Coaster Six-Pack

$18.95

Give Em Hell Blank Card Red Cap Cards Cards - Any Occasion

Give Em Hell Blank Card

$5.95

Badass Mother Puffer Fish Sticker ILOOTPAPERIE Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Badass Mother Puffer Fish Sticker

$4.95

Welcome To The Shitshow Cocktail Napkins Chez Gagne Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkins

Welcome To The Sh*tshow Beverage Napkins

$7.95

Heavenly Peace Christmas Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Pretty Alright Goods

Heavenly Peace Christmas Card

$4.46 $5.95

Menopause Birthday Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Birthday

Pretty Alright Goods

Menopause Birthday Card

$5.95

Fuck This Shit Mug Steel Petal Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Steel Petal Press

Fck This Sht Mug

$17.95

Eight House Coaster Drinks On Me Home - Barware - Coasters

Eight House Coaster

$4.95

LFG Sticker Free Period Press Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Free Period Press

LFG Sticker

$3.95

Damn Thyme Plantable Blank Card The Card Bureau Cards - Any Occasion

The Card Bureau

Damn Thyme Plantable Blank Card

$5.95

Tis The Damn Season Christmas Card Sammy Gorin LLC Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Sammy Gorin LLC

Tis The Season Merry Christmas Card

$4.46 $5.95

Fucked Around And Found Out Baby Card Sammy Gorin LLC Cards - Baby

Sammy Gorin LLC

F*cked Around And Found Out Baby Card

$5.95

Roy Kent Trading Card Sticker The Red Swan Shop Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Red Swan Shop

Roy Kent Trading Card Sticker

$4.95

Retired As Fuck Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Retired As F*ck Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

UGS BRACELET SWEARS ASSORTED Urban General Store Goods Jewelry - Bracelet

Urban General Store Goods

Swears Bracelet - Assorted

$5.95

Sapphic Lesbo Queers Buttons Pack Word For Word Factory Jewelry - Pins

Word For Word Factory

Sapphic Lesbo Queers Buttons Pack

$9.31 $10.95

Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack - F*ck You FYDELITY Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Handbags & Wallets

Ultra-Slim Fanny Pack - WERDS - F*ck You

$12.71 $14.95

Do You Run Coaster Drinks On Me Home - Barware - Coasters

Do You Run Coaster

$4.95

Shit's Fucked Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Sht's Fcked Magnet

$4.95

Everything Happens WTF Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Everything Happens WTF Magnet

$4.95

Fowl Language Mug Ginger Fox Home - Mugs & Glasses

Fowl Language Mug

$14.41 $16.95

Giant Beaver Tiny Ass Game Ginger Fox Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Games

Giant Beaver Tiny A** Game

$12.71 $14.95

Dolphin Fuck It Blank Card Red Cap Cards Cards - Any Occasion

Dolphin F*ck It Blank Card

$5.95

Sexy As Hell Shower Steamer Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Sexy As Hell Shower Steamer

$25.95

Go The F*ck To Sleep Shower Steamer Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Go The F*ck To Sleep Shower Steamer

$25.95

Magical Mushroom Birthday Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Birthday

Steel Petal Press

Magical Mushroom Birthday Card

$5.50

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