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Swears & Snarky Gifts

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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

What The F*ck Is My Password Leatherette Journal Properly Improper Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

Properly Improper

What The F*ck Is My Password Leatherette Journal

$12.95

Pickles Are My Sh*t Leatherette Journal Properly Improper Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

Properly Improper

Pickles Are My Sh*t Leatherette Journal

$12.95

Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

Bless This Sh*tshow Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Romantasy Sex Checks Booklet Penguin Random House Books

Penguin Random House

Romantasy Sex Checks Booklet

$12.99

Red F*ck Stripe Illusion Premium Kitchen Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Red F*ck Stripe Illusion Premium Kitchen Towel

$13.56 $15.95

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Womens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Womens

$10.00

Hauling Ass Crew Socks - Womens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Hauling Ass Crew Socks - Womens

$10.00

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Mens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Mens

$12.00

Currently In My Fuck This Shit Era Mug Crimson & Clover Studio Home - Mugs & Glasses

Crimson & Clover Studio

Currently In My Fck This Sht Era Mug

$18.95

Sweary Notes Sticky Note Thingy Knock Knock Home - Office & School Supplies

Sweary Notes Sticky Note Thingy

$12.71 $14.95

Happy Birthday You Old B*tch Birthday Card BobbyK Boutique Cards - Birthday

BobbyK Boutique

Happy Birthday You Old B*tch Birthday Card

$4.95

On My Way To Stir Up Some Sh*t Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

On My Way To Stir Up Some Sh*t Sticker

$4.95

Sh*t's F*cked 90's Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Sht's Fcked 90's Sticker

$4.95

Kickass Mom Mother's Day Card Boss Dotty Paper Co Cards - Holiday - Mother's Day

Boss Dotty Paper Co

Kickass Mom Mother's Day Card

$5.95

I'm A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

I'm A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Don't Be A Dick Embroidery Kit Funatic Toys & Games - Crafts & Hobbies - Needlecraft Kits

Don't Be A Dick Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Calm The F*ck Down Bath Bomb Tin Fun Club Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Calm The F*ck Down Bath Bomb Tin

$24.95

Don't Be A Dick Bath Bomb Tin Fun Club Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Don't Be A Dick Bath Bomb Tin

$24.95

F*ck It Up Buttercup Bath Bomb Tin Fun Club Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

F*ck It Up Buttercup Bath Bomb Tin

$24.95

Ban Sh*tty Energy Bath Bomb Tin Fun Club Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Ban Sh*tty Energy Bath Bomb Tin

$24.95

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Sticker Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Sticker Book

$12.95

A Dumb Birds Field Guide To The Worst Birds Ever Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

A Dumb Birds Field Guide To The Worst Birds Ever Book

$15.95

Work My Ass Off Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Work My Ass Off Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Hot Shit Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Hot Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Menopause Chewing Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Menopause Chewing Gum

$2.99

Cool Ass Grandpa Chewing Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Cool Ass Grandpa Chewing Gum

$2.99

Batshit Crazy For You Love Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Love

Steel Petal Press

Batsh*t Crazy For You Love Card

$5.95

You Sexy F*ck Valentine's Day Card R Is For Robo Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

You Sexy F*ck Valentine's Day Card

$5.95

Have Each Other Love Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Love

Modern Printed Matter

Have Each Other Love Card

$4.95

Butt I Love You Love Card Russ Pope Cards - Love

Butt I Love You Love Card

$5.95

Heartstrings Love Card Egg Press Cards - Love

Heartstrings Love Card

$5.95

You Make Me Feel Like Lightning Love Card Brittany Paige Cards - Love

You Make Me Feel Like Lightning Love Card

$5.95

Sex Later Valentine's Day Card Brittany Paige Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

Sex Later Valentine's Day Card

$5.95

My Entire Vibe Snarky Mug - 11oz Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

My Entire Vibe Snarky Mug - 11oz

$14.41 $16.95

A Whore For Bravo Candle Candle Babes Home - Candles

A Whore For Bravo Candle

$26.95

Large Boobs Ornaments Cody Foster & Co Holiday - Ornaments

Cody Foster & Co

Large Boobs Ornament

$15.95

Goldie Necklace Ink & Alloy Jewelry - Necklaces

Goldie Necklace

from $32.21 $42.95

Goldie Bracelet Ink & Alloy Jewelry - Bracelet

Goldie Bracelet

from $24.71 $30.95

Giving The Bird Book Penguin Random House Books

Penguin Random House

Giving The Bird Book

$29.95

Obitchuary Book Penguin Random House Books

Penguin Random House

Obitchuary Book

$23.80 $28.00

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers

$26.95

Love My Asshole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Love My A**hole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel

$13.99

Monopause Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Menopause Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Crotchety Old F*ck Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Crotchety Old F*ck Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

Baby Smell/F*ck Up Baby Sock Set Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Baby & Kids - Baby & Toddler

New Baby Smell - Try Not To F Me Up 2-Pack Set Socks - Baby & Toddler

$16.99

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt

$17.99

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