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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Sweater Christmas Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Steel Petal Press

Sweater Christmas Card

$5.95

Sweater Christmas Card - Boxed Set Of 6 Steel Petal Press Cards - Boxed Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Steel Petal Press

Sweater Christmas Card - Boxed Set Of 6

$18.95

Poop Sh*t Happens Plush Punchkins Toys & Games - Stuffed Animals & Plush Toys

Poop Sh*t Happens Plush

$17.95

Candy Cane F*cks Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Candy Cane F*cks Towel

$17.95

Older Wiser And Hotter Than F*cking Ever Birthday Card Pretty Peacock Paperie Cards - Birthday

Pretty Peacock Paperie

Older Wiser And Hotter Than F*cking Ever Birthday Card

$5.95

Have A Dam Good Birthday Card Mattea Cards - Birthday

Have A Dam Good Birthday Card

$4.95

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray

$13.95

She Adores Pretty Little Things Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

She Adores Pretty Little Things Square Trinket Tray

$13.95

Hey Quick Question Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

Hey Quick Question Square Trinket Tray

$13.95

Don't Be A Dick Round Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

Don't Be A Dick Round Trinket Tray

$13.95

Make Today Your B*tch Heart Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

Make Today Your B*tch Heart Trinket Tray

$14.95

Don't Be A Dick Strawberry And Daisy Canvas Pouch Properly Improper Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases

Properly Improper

Don't Be A Dick Strawberry And Daisy Canvas Pouch

$14.95

Queen Of F*cking Everything Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Queen Of F*cking Everything Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

Sometimes Good Moms Say Bad Words Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Sometimes Good Moms Say Bad Words Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

Hey Quick Question Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Hey Quick Question Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

Beautiful B*tch Nylon Tote Bag Properly Improper Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

Properly Improper

Beautiful B*tch Nylon Tote Bag

$12.95

Don't Be A Dick Nylon Tote Bag Properly Improper Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

Properly Improper

Don't Be A Dick Nylon Tote Bag

$12.95

You Assholes Must Be Exhausted Diner Mug About Face Designs Home - Mugs & Glasses

About Face Designs

You Assholes Must Be Exhausted Diner Mug

$12.95

You Assholes Must Be Exhausted Wine Glass About Face Designs Home - Mugs & Glasses - Wine Glasses

About Face Designs

You Assholes Must Be Exhausted Wine Glass

$15.95

What In The Actual F*ck 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Fun Club Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Jigsaw Puzzles

What In The Actual F*ck 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$20.95

Jolly Little F*ck Ornament R Is For Robo Holiday - Ornaments

Jolly Little F*ck Ornament

$17.95

Happy F*cking Birthday Gift Bag Crimson & Clover Studio Gift Wrap & Packaging - Gift Bags

Crimson & Clover Studio

Happy F*cking Birthday Gift Bag

$8.95

Don't Be A Thundercunt Sticker Crimson & Clover Studio Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Crimson & Clover Studio

Don't Be A Thundercunt Sticker

$3.95

Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Trucker Hat - Adult Sad Bear Studio Apparel & Accessories - Summer - Adult - Hats

Sad Bear Studio

Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Trucker Hat - Adult

$16.95

When Life Gives Lemons Tea Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

When Life Gives Lemons Tea Towel

$17.95

There It Goes Tea Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

There It Goes Tea Towel

$17.95

Fuckity French Stripe Illusion Tea Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

F*ckity French Stripe Illusion Tea Towel

$17.95

Fuckity Colette Stripe Illusion Tea Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

F*ckity Colette Stripe Illusion Tea Towel

$17.95

Fuckity Plaid Illusion Tea Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

F*ckity Plaid Illusion Tea Towel

$17.95

Happiness Penis Tea Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Happiness Penis Tea Towel

$17.95

Fuck Stripe Oven Mitt Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

F*ck Stripe Oven Mitt

$13.95

Happy Birthday To My Favorite Little Badass Birthday Card Mattea Cards - Birthday

Happy Birthday To My Favorite Little Badass Birthday Card

$4.95

What The Shit Bird Sticker The Coin Laundry Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Coin Laundry

What The Sh*t Bird Sticker

$3.95

Badass Dad Father's Day Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Holiday - Father's Day

Steel Petal Press

Badass Dad Father's Day Card

$5.95

Illustration of a horse beneath black text that reads, "I'd rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning.

Sad Bear Studio

Taylor B*tching And Moaning Sticker

$4.95

Fuck Off Mug The Found Home - Mugs & Glasses

F*ck Off Mug

$16.95

The Very Fucking Tired Mommy Book Ingram Publisher Services Books

Ingram Publisher Services

The Very F*cking Tired Mommy Book

$9.99

Chicks Before Dicks Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Chicks Before Dicks Sticker

$4.95

You Fucking Mess Birthday Card Drawn Goods Cards - Birthday

You F*cking Mess Birthday Card

$5.95

Let's Fucking Go Socks - Unisex Funatic Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Let's F*cking Go Socks - Unisex

$12.95

Hella Gay Socks - Unisex Funatic Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Hella Gay Socks - Unisex

$12.95

Oh Fuck Kitty Sticker The Coin Laundry Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Coin Laundry

Oh F*ck Kitty Sticker

$3.95

High As Fuck Frog With Goose Sticker The Coin Laundry Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Coin Laundry

High As F*ck Frog With Goose Sticker

$3.95

Fancy As Fuck Modern Floral Kitchen Towel The Coin Laundry Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

The Coin Laundry

Fancy As F*ck Modern Floral Kitchen Towel

$18.95

What The Shit Multicolor Flowers Kitchen Towel The Coin Laundry Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

The Coin Laundry

What The Sh*t Multicolor Flowers Kitchen Towel

$18.95

Kids Are Assholes Mother's Day/Father's Day/Parent's Day Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Holiday - Mother's Day

Modern Printed Matter

Kids Are Assholes Mother's Day/Father's Day/Parent's Day Card

$4.95

Ban Shitty Energy Sticker Fun Club Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ban Sh*tty Energy Sticker

$4.95

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