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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Calm The F*ck Down Bath Bomb Tin Fun Club Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Calm The F*ck Down Bath Bomb Tin

$24.95

Don't Be A Dick Bath Bomb Tin Fun Club Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Don't Be A Dick Bath Bomb Tin

$24.95

F*ck It Up Buttercup Bath Bomb Tin Fun Club Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

F*ck It Up Buttercup Bath Bomb Tin

$24.95

Ban Sh*tty Energy Bath Bomb Tin Fun Club Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Ban Sh*tty Energy Bath Bomb Tin

$24.95

Fuck It Dice Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

F*ck It Dice Square Trinket Tray

$14.95

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Sticker Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Sticker Book

$12.95

A Dumb Birds Field Guide To The Worst Birds Ever Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

A Dumb Birds Field Guide To The Worst Birds Ever Book

$15.95

Work My Ass Off Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Work My Ass Off Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Hot Shit Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Hot Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

Pins And Needles Pocket Box Blue Q Apparel & Accessories

Pins And Needles Pocket Box

$7.99

Menopause Chewing Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Menopause Chewing Gum

$1.99

Cool Ass Grandpa Chewing Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Cool Ass Grandpa Chewing Gum

$1.99

Batshit Crazy For You Love Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Love

Steel Petal Press

Batshit Crazy For You Love Card

$5.95

You Sexy F*ck Valentine's Day Card R Is For Robo Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

You Sexy F*ck Valentine's Day Card

$5.95

Have Each Other Love Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Love

Modern Printed Matter

Have Each Other Love Card

$4.95

Butt I Love You Love Card Russ Pope Cards - Love

Butt I Love You Love Card

$5.95

Heartstrings Love Card Egg Press Cards - Love

Heartstrings Love Card

$5.95

You Make Me Feel Like Lightning Love Card Brittany Paige Cards - Love

You Make Me Feel Like Lightning Love Card

$5.95

Sex Later Valentine's Day Card Brittany Paige Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

Sex Later Valentine's Day Card

$5.95

My Entire Vibe Snarky Mug - 11oz Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

My Entire Vibe Snarky Mug - 11oz

$16.95

A Whore For Bravo Candle Candle Babes Home - Candles

A Whore For Bravo Candle

$26.95

Disappointing Affirmations - You Can Only Rely On You Mug Calm Down Caren Home - Mugs & Glasses

Calm Down Caren

Disappointing Affirmations - You Can Only Rely On You Mug

$16.96 $19.95

Goldie Necklace Ink & Alloy Jewelry - Necklaces

Goldie Necklace

$32.21 $42.95

Goldie Bracelet Ink & Alloy Jewelry - Bracelet

Goldie Bracelet

from $24.71 $32.95

Giving The Bird Book Penguin Random House Books

Penguin Random House

Giving The Bird Book

$29.95

Obitchuary Book Penguin Random House Books

Penguin Random House

Obitchuary Book

$21.00 $28.00

My Idea Of Friends With Benefits Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

My Idea Of Friends With Benefits Magnet

$3.71 $4.95

Be Kind And Remember Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Be Kind And Remember Magnet

$3.71 $4.95

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers

$26.95

Love My Asshole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Love My Asshole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel

$12.99

Monopause Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Menopause Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

Crotchety Old F*ck Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Crotchety Old F*ck Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt

$16.99

Sh*tstorm Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Sh*tstorm Oven Mitt

$16.99

Aunts Are The Sh*t Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Aunts Are The Sh*t Gum

$1.99

Moms Are The Sh*t Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Moms Are The Sh*t Gum

$1.99

Rich B*tch Coin Purse Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Coin Purses & Wallets

Rich B*tch Coin Purse

$5.99

Festive AF Ornament Cody Foster & Co Holiday - Ornaments

Cody Foster & Co

Festive AF Ornament

$18.95

Naughty Charades Game Chronicle Books Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Games

Chronicle Books

Naughty Charades Game

$12.00

Position Of The Day Oracle Deck Chronicle Books Books - Card Decks

Chronicle Books

Position Of The Day Oracle Deck

$19.95

Being Bad Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

Being Bad Book

$16.11 $18.95

The Ultimate Butt Coloring And Activity Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

The Ultimate Butt Coloring And Activity Book

$12.95

A Tiny Sex Diary Book Chronicle Books - Brass Monkey Books

Chronicle Books - Brass Monkey

A Tiny Sex Diary Book

$8.00

Kamala Kick That F*cking Door Down Sticker Citizen Ruth Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Kamala Kick That F*cking Door Down Sticker

$4.21 $4.95

I Heart Romance Novels Crew Socks - Unisex Gumball Poodle Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

I Heart Romance Novels Crew Socks - Unisex

$12.71 $14.95

Kamala Harris Kick That F*cking Door Down Mug Citizen Ruth Home - Mugs & Glasses

Kamala Harris Kick That F*cking Door Down Mug

$16.11 $18.95

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