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We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended.

But everyone else will f*cking love them!

Welcome To The Shitshow Mug Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses

Welcome To The Shitshow Mug

$19.95

You Crafty B*tch Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

You Crafty B*tch Crew Socks - Womens

$12.99

F*ck That Candle Whiskey River Soap Co. Home - Candles - Novelty

Whiskey River Soap Co.

F*ck That Candle

$12.95

Light That Bitch Up Yourself Letter Pressed Journal Meriwether Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals

Light That Bitch Up Yourself Letter Pressed Journal

$16.95

Mother of the Goddamn Year Key Tag Sapling Press Apparel & Accessories - Keychains

Mother of the Goddamn Year Key Tag

$9.95

Not Enough Middle Fingers Ceramic Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Not Enough Middle Fingers Ceramic Mug

$16.95

Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Turns Out I'm Tough As Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$12.99

100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card The Found Cards - Birthday

LIZZO 100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card

$4.95

There Goes My Last F*ck magnet

$4.95

Muttering WTF Magnet Meriwether Home - Magnets

Muttering WTF Magnet

$5.95

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card

$5.95

Parsley Sage Rosemary F*ck Off Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Parsley Sage Rosemary F*ck Off Oven Mitt

$16.99

Yeah, I'm Old. F*ck You. Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Yeah, I'm Old. F*ck You. Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

F-BOMB Crew Socks - Mens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

F-BOMB Crew Socks - Mens

$12.00

Calm The F Down Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Calm The F Down Magnet

$4.95

Zen AF Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Zen AF Shower Steamers

$25.95

Emoji Poop Glitter and Rainbow Stars Light Up Bouncing Ball Two's Company Toys & Games

Cupcakes & Cartwheels

Emoji Poop Glitter and Rainbow Stars Light Up Bouncing Ball

$6.95

On The F*cking Rocks Rocks Glass Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses - Whiskey & Cocktail Glasses

On The F*cking Rocks Rocks Glass

$14.95

Random Crap Shopper Tote Bag Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

Random Crap Shopper

$12.99

I Express All My Emotions Magnet Meriwether Home - Magnets

I Express All My Emotions Magnet

$5.95

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

This Sh*t Is Ridiculous Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

This Sh*t Is Ridiculous Ankle Socks - Womens

$11.99

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card Seltzer Cards - Birthday

You're F*cking Amazing Birthday Card

$4.95

F*ck This Food Up Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

$16.99

Hate Will Fucking Lose Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Hate Will F*cking Lose Crew Socks - Womens

$12.99

Cup Of Tea Coaster Drinks On Me Home - Barware - Coasters

Cup Of Tea Coaster

$4.95

Father Of The Goddamn Year Mug Sapling Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Father Of The Goddamn Year Mug

$20.95

Marry. F*ck. Kill. Wedding Card McBitterson's Cards - Love - Wedding

Marry. F*ck. Kill. Wedding Card

$5.95

Another Year Older Birthday Card Pretty Peacock Paperie Cards - Birthday

Pretty Peacock Paperie

Another Year Older Birthday Card

$4.50

Ringmaster of the Shi*tshow Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

Ringmaster of the Shi*tshow Pencil Case

$7.99

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Ceramic Mug - White Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Ceramic Mug - White

$16.95

This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

This Grandma Has Seen Some Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$12.99

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card The Card Bureau Cards - Birthday

The Card Bureau

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card

$4.95

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card Sapling Press Cards - Birthday

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card

$5.50

Bottomless Butts Thanks Card Egg Press Cards - Thank You

Bottomless Butts Thanks Card

$5.95

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Can Cooler Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses - Koozies

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Can Cooler

$10.95

Who Pooped? 100 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Chronicle Books Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Jigsaw Puzzles

Chronicle Books

Who Pooped? 100 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$16.99

L/XL I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Tag Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Unisex

I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Tag Socks - Unisex

$17.99

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

Fresh Out Of Fucks Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Fresh Out Of F*cks Magnet

$4.95

Doggo Doo Doo Toysmith Toys & Games

Doggo Doo Doo

$6.95

You're The Sh*t Candle - Endless Summer Ginger June Candle Co. Home - Candles - Specialty

Ginger June Candle Co.

You're The Sh*t Candle - Endless Summer

$23.95

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

$12.99

Mindful As Fuck Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Mindful As F*ck Ankle Socks - Womens

$11.99

Everything Happens For A Reason Blank Card Meriwether Cards - Blank

Everything Happens For A Reason But WTF Card

$4.95

Zero F*cks Given Die Cut Sticker FOUND Impulse - Stickers

Zero F*cks Given Die Cut Sticker

$3.95

Glass Bottle Matches - In Case Of Sh*tshow Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

Glass Bottle Matches - In Case Of Sh*tshow

$14.95

GPJ SNOWMAN POOP JELLY BEANS TIN Grandpa Joe's Candy Candy & Gum - Holiday

Grandpa Joe's Candy

Snowman Poop Jelly Beans Tin

$4.46 $4.95

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