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Holiday Gift Guide - Swears & Snark 🤬 🙄

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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Aunts are the Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Aunts are the Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

CHZ ROCKS GLASS REMAINING FUCKS Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses - Whiskey & Cocktail Glasses

Remaining F*cks Rocks Glass

$15.95

CHZ GLASS BOTTLE MATCHES REMAINING FUCKS Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

Glass Bottle Matches - Remaining F*cks

$14.95

Bad *ss Mom Blank Card Egg Press Cards - Any Occasion

Bad *ss Mom Blank Card

$5.95

Beware Of Sh*tstorms Sticker Seltzer Impulse - Stickers

Beware Of Sh*tstorms Sticker

$4.95

CHZ CARD BLANK WELL THAT FUCKING SUCKS Chez Gagne Cards - Any Occasion

Well That F*cking Sucks Blank Card

$5.95

HUM CARD VALENTINE'S DAY ROY KENT VALENTINES DAY IS SHIT Humdrum Paper Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

Roy Kent Valentine's Day Is Sh*t Valentine's Card

$4.95

DDH CARD CHRISTMAS STOP ASKING ME SANTA Design Design Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Stop Asking Me Santa Christmas Card

$3.50

Roy Kent Birthdays Are F*cking Sh*t Birthday Card Humdrum Paper Cards - Birthday

Roy Kent Birthdays Are Fcking Sht Birthday Card

$4.95

What The F*ck? Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

WTF What The F*ck? Mug

$18.95

Chill The F*ck Out Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Chill The F*ck Out Shower Steamers

$25.95

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Blank

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Card

$5.95

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Bitch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

B*tch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case

$7.99

Dragons And Wizards And Shit Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Dragons And Wizards And Sh*t Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

This Grandma Has Seen Some Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Turns Out I'm Tough As Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

On The F*cking Rocks Rocks Glass Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses - Whiskey & Cocktail Glasses

On The F*cking Rocks Rocks Glass

$14.95

Science Doesn't Give A F*ck What You Believe Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Science Doesn't Give A F*ck What You Believe Mug

$18.95

Way Above Average Birthday Card Meriwether Cards - Birthday

Way Above Average Birthday Card

$4.46 $4.95

Calm The F Down Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Calm The F Down Magnet

$4.95

Go On With Your Grad Self Graduation Card Chez Gagne Cards - Graduation

Go On With Your Grad Self Graduation Card

$5.95

Bad *ss Dad Father's Day Card Egg Press Cards - Father's Day

Bad *ss Dad Father's Day Card

$5.95

Kick Ass Graduation Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Graduation

Modern Printed Matter

Kick Ass Graduation Card

$4.00

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Ceramic Mug - White Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Ceramic Mug - White

$18.95

Let's Take Some Drugs Card Meriwether Cards - Love

Let's Take Some Drugs Card

$4.46 $4.95

I F*cking Love You Soy Candle - Sunshine Ginger June Candle Co. Home - Candles - Novelty

Ginger June Candle Co.

I F*cking Love You Soy Candle - Sunshine

$23.95

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Can Cooler Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses - Koozies

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Can Cooler

$14.95

Proper F*cking Lady Mother's Day Card Top Hat and Monocle Cards - Mother's Day

Top Hat and Monocle

Proper F*cking Lady Mother's Day Card

$4.95

Thank You For Making Everything Less Sh*tty Card Top Hat and Monocle Cards - Thank You

Top Hat and Monocle

Thank You For Making Everything Less Sh*tty Card

$4.95

No Longer Giving a F*ck Card Top Hat and Monocle Cards - Any Occasion

Top Hat and Monocle

No Longer Giving a F*ck Card

$3.71 $4.95

Some Bitches... Birthday Card Meriwether Cards - Birthday

Some B*tches... Birthday Card

$5.36 $5.95

Just Look At Us Love Card Meriwether Cards - Love

Just Look At Us Love Card

$4.46 $5.95

I Tell You I Am Hungry Magnet Meriwether Home - Magnets

I Tell You I Am Hungry Magnet

$5.95

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card The Card Bureau Cards - Birthday

The Card Bureau

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card

$4.95

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card The Card Bureau Cards - Mother's Day

The Card Bureau

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Father's Day Bad*ss Polar Bear Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Father's Day

Modern Printed Matter

Father's Day Bad*ss Polar Bear Card

$4.95

Done Parenting For Today - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses - Wine Glasses

Done Parenting For Today - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass

$17.95

Romantic Cards Make Me Vomit Love Card Chez Gagne Cards - Love

Romantic Cards Make Me Vomit Love Card

$4.46 $5.95

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Mother's Day

Little Lovelies Studio

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Great Job Mother's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Mother's Day

Great Job Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Hey Mom You're A Badass Soy Candle - Lavender Amber Ginger June Candle Co. Home - Candles - Novelty

Ginger June Candle Co.

Hey Mom You're A Badass Soy Candle - Lavender Amber

$23.95

Sh*ts and Giggles Coaster Drinks On Me Home - Barware - Coasters

Sh*ts and Giggles Coaster

$4.95

Cup Of Tea Coaster Drinks On Me Home - Barware - Coasters

Cup Of Tea Coaster

$4.95

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Lavender Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Lavender

$11.99

Welcome to Parent Sleep Obsession Card Chez Gagne Cards - Baby

Welcome to Parent Sleep Obsession Card

$5.36 $5.95

Going to be the Best Parents Card Chez Gagne Cards - Baby

Going To Be The Best Parents Card

$5.95

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