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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Sticker Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Sticker Book

$12.95

A Dumb Birds Field Guide To The Worst Birds Ever Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

A Dumb Birds Field Guide To The Worst Birds Ever Book

$15.95

Hot Shit Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Hot Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$11.89 $13.99

Pins And Needles Pocket Box Blue Q Apparel & Accessories

Pins And Needles Pocket Box

$7.64 $8.99

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Seagrass Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Seagrass

$13.99

Menopause Chewing Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Menopause Chewing Gum

$2.54 $2.99

Cool Ass Grandpa Chewing Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Cool Ass Grandpa Chewing Gum

$2.99

Batshit Crazy For You Love Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Love

Steel Petal Press

Batsh*t Crazy For You Love Card

$5.95

Have Each Other Love Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Love

Modern Printed Matter

Have Each Other Love Card

$4.95

Butt I Love You Love Card Russ Pope Cards - Love

Butt I Love You Love Card

$5.95

Heartstrings Love Card Egg Press Cards - Love

Heartstrings Love Card

$5.06 $5.95

You Make Me Feel Like Lightning Love Card Brittany Paige Cards - Love

You Make Me Feel Like Lightning Love Card

$5.95

Sex Later Valentine's Day Card Brittany Paige Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

Sex Later Valentine's Day Card

$5.95

Large Boobs Ornaments Cody Foster & Co Holiday - Ornaments

Cody Foster & Co

Large Boobs Ornament

$15.95

Goldie Necklace Ink & Alloy Jewelry - Necklaces

Goldie Necklace

$36.51 $42.95

Giving The Bird Book Penguin Random House Books

Penguin Random House

Giving The Bird Book

$25.46 $29.95

Obitchuary Book Penguin Random House Books

Penguin Random House

Obitchuary Book

$16.80 $28.00

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers

$26.95

Love My Asshole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Love My A**hole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel

$13.99

Monopause Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Menopause Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt

$17.99

Sh*tstorm Oven Mitt Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Oven Mitts & Pot Holders

Sh*tstorm Oven Mitt

$17.99

Sisters Are The Sh*t Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Sisters Are The Sh*t Gum

$2.99

Moms Are The Sh*t Gum Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Moms Are The Sh*t Gum

$2.99

Rich B*tch Coin Purse Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Coin Purses & Wallets

Rich B*tch Coin Purse

$6.99

Festive AF Ornament Cody Foster & Co Holiday - Ornaments

Cody Foster & Co

Festive AF Ornament

$19.95

Boobs Ornaments Cody Foster & Co Holiday - Ornaments

Cody Foster & Co

Small Boobs Ornaments

$8.95

Naughty Charades Game Chronicle Books Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Games

Chronicle Books

Naughty Charades Game

$14.95

Position Of The Day Oracle Deck Chronicle Books Books - Card Decks

Chronicle Books

Position Of The Day Oracle Deck

$19.95

Being Bad Book Chronicle Books Books

Chronicle Books

Being Bad Book

$11.37 $18.95

A Tiny Sex Diary Book Chronicle Books - Brass Monkey Books

Chronicle Books - Brass Monkey

A Tiny Sex Diary Book

$8.00

Kamala Harris Kick That F*cking Door Down Mug Citizen Ruth Home - Mugs & Glasses

Kamala Harris Kick That F*cking Door Down Mug

$16.11 $18.95

Old Clown Birthday Card Red Cap Cards Cards - Birthday

Old Clown Birthday Card

$5.06 $5.95

Favorite Human Blank Card Bon Femmes Cards - Any Occasion

Favorite Human Blank Card

$5.06 $5.95

C'est La F*cking Vie Blank Card Bon Femmes Cards - Any Occasion

C'est La F*cking Vie Blank Card

$5.06 $5.95

Magical AF Birthday Card Top Hat & Monocle Cards - Birthday

Top Hat & Monocle

Magical AF Birthday Card

$4.95

Falalas Christmas Card Top Hat & Monocle Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Top Hat & Monocle

Falalas Christmas Card

$4.21 $4.95

Fearless Blank Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Any Occasion

OffensiveDelightful

Fearless Blank Card

$5.95

Rad 80's Birthday Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Birthday

OffensiveDelightful

Rad 80's Birthday Card

$5.95

I'm From Chicago Sticker Steel Petal Press Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Steel Petal Press

I'm From Chicago Sticker

$4.95

B*tch Energy Birthday Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Birthday

Steel Petal Press

B*tch Energy Birthday Card

$5.95

I'm From Chicago Round Button Steel Petal Press Impulse - Pinback Buttons

Steel Petal Press

I'm From Chicago Round Button

$2.95

Sweater Christmas Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Steel Petal Press

Sweater Christmas Card

$5.95

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray

$15.95

She Adores Pretty Little Things Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

She Adores Pretty Little Things Square Trinket Tray

$15.95

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

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