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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Blow Me Sucker Sticker The Found Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Blow Me Sucker Sticker

$4.95

Old Clown Birthday Card Red Cap Cards Cards - Birthday

Old Clown Birthday Card

$5.06 $5.95

Tis The Damn Season Christmas Card Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Little Lovelies Studio

Tis The Damn Season Christmas Card

$5.95

Favorite Human Blank Card Bon Femmes Cards - Any Occasion

Favorite Human Blank Card

$5.06 $5.95

Magical AF Birthday Card Top Hat & Monocle Cards - Birthday

Top Hat & Monocle

Magical AF Birthday Card

$4.95

The Baddie Pin Pack The Hissin Kitten Jewelry - Pins

The Hissin Kitten

The Baddie Pin Pack

$10.16 $11.95

Fearless Blank Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Any Occasion

OffensiveDelightful

Fearless Blank Card

$5.95

Rad 80's Birthday Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Birthday

OffensiveDelightful

Rad 80's Birthday Card

$5.95

Listen Up B*tches Birthday Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Birthday

OffensiveDelightful

Listen Up B*tches Birthday Card

$5.95

Cowboy Ride Em Birthday Card OffensiveDelightful Cards - Birthday

OffensiveDelightful

Cowboy Ride Em Birthday Card

$5.06 $5.95

I'm From Chicago Sticker Steel Petal Press Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Steel Petal Press

I'm From Chicago Sticker

$4.95

B*tch Energy Birthday Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Birthday

Steel Petal Press

B*tch Energy Birthday Card

$5.95

I'm From Chicago Round Button Steel Petal Press Impulse - Pinback Buttons

Steel Petal Press

I'm From Chicago Round Button

$2.95

Sweater Christmas Card - Boxed Set Of 6 Steel Petal Press Cards - Boxed Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Steel Petal Press

Sweater Christmas Card - Boxed Set Of 6

$18.95

Poop Sh*t Happens Plush Punchkins Toys & Games - Stuffed Animals & Plush Toys

Poop Sh*t Happens Plush

$17.95

Candy Cane F*cks Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Candy Cane F*cks Towel

$17.95

Have A Dam Good Birthday Card Mattea Cards - Birthday

Have A Dam Good Birthday Card

$5.95

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

You're A Badass Square Trinket Tray

$13.95

She Adores Pretty Little Things Square Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

She Adores Pretty Little Things Square Trinket Tray

$13.95

Make Today Your B*tch Heart Trinket Tray Properly Improper Home - Decorative Trays, Plates, & Bowls

Properly Improper

Make Today Your B*tch Heart Trinket Tray

$14.95

Queen Of F*cking Everything Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Queen Of F*cking Everything Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

Hey Quick Question Cappuccino Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Hey Quick Question Cappuccino Mug

$14.95

Don't Be A Dick Nylon Tote Bag Properly Improper Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

Properly Improper

Don't Be A Dick Nylon Tote Bag

$12.95

It's Always F*cking Something Sticky Note Notepad Fun Club Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals - Notepads

It's Always F*cking Something Sticky Note Notepad

$10.95

What In The Actual F*ck 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Fun Club Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Jigsaw Puzzles

What In The Actual F*ck 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$20.95

Jolly Little F*ck Ornament R Is For Robo Holiday - Ornaments

Jolly Little F*ck Ornament

$17.95

Happy F*cking Birthday Gift Bag Crimson & Clover Studio Gift Wrap & Packaging - Gift Bags

Crimson & Clover Studio

Happy F*cking Birthday Gift Bag

$7.61 $8.95

Don't Be A Thundercunt Sticker Crimson & Clover Studio Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Crimson & Clover Studio

Don't Be A Thunderc*nt Sticker

$3.95

Butt Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Butt Mug

$18.95

Boob Mug Properly Improper Home - Mugs & Glasses

Properly Improper

Boob Mug

from $16.11 $18.95

Sad Bear Studio

C*nt Logo Trucker Hat - Adult

$16.95

Brain Squeeze US Toy Toys & Games

Brain Squeeze Squish Toy

$7.95

There It Goes Tea Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

There It Goes Tea Towel

$15.26 $17.95

Happy Birthday To My Favorite Little Badass Birthday Card Mattea Cards - Birthday

Happy Birthday To My Favorite Little Badass Birthday Card

$5.95

What The Shit Bird Sticker The Coin Laundry Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Coin Laundry

What The Sh*t Bird Sticker

$3.95

Badass Dad Father's Day Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Holiday - Father's Day

Steel Petal Press

Badass Dad Father's Day Card

$5.95

Illustration of a horse beneath black text that reads, "I'd rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning.

Sad Bear Studio

B*tching And Moaning Sticker

$3.71 $4.95

Fuck Off Mug The Found Home - Mugs & Glasses

F*ck Off Mug

$16.95

Chicks Before Dicks Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Chicks Before Dicks Sticker

$4.21 $4.95

You Fucking Mess Birthday Card Drawn Goods Cards - Birthday

You F*cking Mess Birthday Card

$5.95

Let's Fucking Go Socks - Unisex Funatic Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Let's F*cking Go Socks - Unisex

$12.95

Surrounded By Pricks Cactus Sticker The Coin Laundry Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Coin Laundry

Surrounded By Pricks Cactus Sticker

$2.37 $3.95

Oh F*ck Kitty Sticker The Coin Laundry Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Coin Laundry

Oh F*ck Kitty Sticker

$3.95

High As F*ck Frog With Goose Sticker The Coin Laundry Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Coin Laundry

High As F*ck Frog With Goose Sticker

$3.95

Fancy As Fuck Modern Floral Kitchen Towel The Coin Laundry Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

The Coin Laundry

Fancy As F*ck Modern Floral Kitchen Towel

$16.11 $18.95

What The Shit Multicolor Flowers Kitchen Towel The Coin Laundry Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

The Coin Laundry

What The Sh*t Multicolor Flowers Kitchen Towel

$18.95

Kids Are Assholes Mother's Day/Father's Day/Parent's Day Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Holiday - Mother's Day

Modern Printed Matter

Kids Donkey Ass Mother's Day/Father's Day/Parent's Day Card

$4.95

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