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Swears & Snarky Gifts

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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Twisted Wares

Red F*ck Stripe Illusion Premium Kitchen Towel

$13.56 $15.95

Socksmith

Cock Sucker Crew Socks - Womens

$10.20 $12.00

Crimson & Clover Studio

Currently In My Fck This Sht Era Mug

$16.11 $18.95

BobbyK Boutique

Happy Birthday You Old B*tch Birthday Card

$4.95

Ace The Pitmatian Co

On My Way To Stir Up Some Sh*t Sticker

$4.95

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Sht's Fcked 90's Sticker

$4.95

Boss Dotty Paper Co

Kickass Mom Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Funatic

I'm A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Funatic

Live Laugh F*ck Off Embroidery Kit

$20.95

Chronicle Books

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Sticker Book

$12.95

Chronicle Books

A Dumb Birds Field Guide To The Worst Birds Ever Book

$15.95

Blue Q

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Seagrass

$13.99

Blue Q

Cool Ass Grandpa Chewing Gum

$2.99

Steel Petal Press

Batsh*t Crazy For You Love Card

$5.06 $5.95

Modern Printed Matter

Have Each Other Love Card

$4.95

Russ Pope

Butt I Love You Love Card

$5.06 $5.95

Egg Press

Heartstrings Love Card

$5.06 $5.95

Brittany Paige

You Make Me Feel Like Lightning Love Card

$5.06 $5.95

Brittany Paige

Sex Later Valentine's Day Card

$5.95

Ink & Alloy

Goldie Necklace

$36.51 $42.95

Penguin Random House

Giving The Bird Book

$25.46 $29.95

Penguin Random House

Obitchuary Book

$16.80 $28.00

Chez Gagne

Remaining F*cks Shower Steamers

$26.95

Blue Q

Love My A**hole Kids Screen Print Dish Towel

$13.99

Blue Q

Menopause Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Blue Q

Sh*tstorm Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Blue Q

Moms Are The Sh*t Ankle Socks - Womens

$13.99

Blue Q

Hot Sh*t Oven Mitt

$17.99

Blue Q

Sh*tstorm Oven Mitt

$17.99

Blue Q

Sisters Are The Sh*t Gum

$2.99

Blue Q

Moms Are The Sh*t Gum

$2.99

Blue Q

Rich B*tch Coin Purse

$6.99

Cody Foster & Co

Festive AF Ornament

$19.95

A set of spherical holiday ornaments with a glossy finish. Some have a pink hue, while others are brown or white.

Cody Foster & Co

Small Boobs Ornaments

$8.95

Chronicle Books

Naughty Charades Game

$14.95

Chronicle Books

Position Of The Day Oracle Deck

$19.95

Chronicle Books

Being Bad Book

$11.37 $18.95

Chronicle Books - Brass Monkey

A Tiny Sex Diary Book

$8.00

Citizen Ruth

Kamala Harris Kick That F*cking Door Down Mug

$16.11 $18.95

Bon Femmes

Favorite Human Blank Card

$5.06 $5.95

Bon Femmes

C'est La F*cking Vie Blank Card

$5.06 $5.95

OffensiveDelightful

Fearless Blank Card

$5.06 $5.95

OffensiveDelightful

Rad 80's Birthday Card

$5.06 $5.95

Steel Petal Press

I'm From Chicago Sticker

$4.95

Steel Petal Press

B*tch Energy Birthday Card

$5.95

Steel Petal Press

I'm From Chicago Round Button

$2.95

Steel Petal Press

Sweater Christmas Card

$5.95

Mattea

Have A Dam Good Birthday Card

$5.95

Swears & Snarky Gifts

#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will f*cking love them!

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*