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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Unicorn Fresh Out Of F*cks Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Unicorn Fresh Out Of F*cks Magnet

$4.95

I Just Want To Live In A World... Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

I Just Want To Live In A World... Magnet

$4.95

Don't Raise Kids Raise Hell Sticker BobbyK Boutique Impulse - Decorative Stickers

BobbyK Boutique

Don't Raise Kids Raise Hell Sticker

$4.95

Fuck Around And Find Out Mug Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

F*ck Around And Find Out Mug

$14.41 $16.95

Chicks Before Dicks Mug Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Chicks Before Dicks Mug

$14.41 $16.95

Aren't You A Winner Mug Ace The Pitmatian Co Home - Mugs & Glasses

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Aren't You A Winner Mug

$14.41 $16.95

Welcome To The Shitshow Sticker Retrograde Supply Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Retrograde Supply Co

Welcome To The Sh*tshow Sticker

$3.36 $3.95

Pickle Slut Sticker BobbyK Boutique Home - Candles

BobbyK Boutique

Pickle Slut Sticker

$4.95

You Don't Owe Assholes Shit Sticker Citizen Ruth Impulse - Decorative Stickers

You Don't Owe Assholes Sh*t Sticker

$4.95

Who How Where Sticker The Mincing Mockingbird Impulse - Decorative Stickers

The Mincing Mockingbird

Who How Where Sticker

$3.95

Fucking Hard 300 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Gift Republic Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Jigsaw Puzzles

F*cking Hard 300 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$8.97 $14.95

Putting Up With Crap Mom Mother's Day Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Holiday - Mother's Day

Modern Printed Matter

Elephant Putting Up With Crap Mom Mother's Day Card

$4.95

Fuck It Up Buttercup Sticker Fun Club Impulse - Decorative Stickers

F*ck It Up Buttercup Sticker

$4.95

Row Row Row Your Boat The Fuck Away From Me 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Fun Club Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Jigsaw Puzzles

Row Row Row Your Boat The F*ck Away From Me 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$17.81 $20.95

Fuck Everything 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Fun Club Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Jigsaw Puzzles

F*ck Everything 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$17.81 $20.95

BLQ SOCKS UNISEX SNEAKER CUDDLE ME Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Cuddle Me Cat Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex

$14.99

BLQ SOCKS WOMENS ANKLE FUCKING HILARIOUS Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

I'm F*cking Hilarious Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

BLQ SOCKS WOMENS ANKLE HOLY SHIT CATS Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Holy Sh*t Cats Ankle Socks - Womens

$12.99

BLQ SOCKS MENS CREW FUCK WORK Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

F*ck Work Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

BLQ TOWEL SCREEN PRINT WASHING DISHES Blue Q Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

Washing Dishes Printed Dish Towel

$11.04 $12.99

BLQ GUM COOL ASS GRANDMA Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

Cool-Ass Grandma Gum

$1.99

BLQ GUM I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CAT Blue Q Candy, Chocolate & Gum

I Love My Asshole Cat Gum

$1.99

BLQ SOCKS WOMENS CREW SISTERS ARE THE SHIT Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Sisters Are The Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

My Lighthouse Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Love

Pretty Alright Goods

My Lighthouse Card

$5.95

OMFG Love Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Love

Pretty Alright Goods

OMFG Love Card

$5.95

I Love Your Crazy Ass Monkey Card Party Of One Cards - Love

I Love Your Crazy Ass Monkey Card

$5.95

F' Valentine's Day Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

Steel Petal Press

F' Valentine's Day Card

$5.95

Roy Kent Struck By Lightning Love Card Shop Trimmings Cards - Love

Roy Kent Struck By Lightning Love Card

$4.95

Thank You For The Sex Love Card Humdrum Paper Cards - Love

Thank You For The Sex Love Card

$4.95

Fuckity Stripe Illusion Cocktail Napkins Twisted Wares Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkins

F*ckity Stripe Illusion Beverage Napkins

$6.95

Fuck Stripe Illusion Towel Twisted Wares Home - Kitchen & Dining - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

F*ck Stripe Illusion Towel

$13.95

Pop Star Vigilante Lighter Sticker Sammy Gorin LLC Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Sammy Gorin LLC

Pop Star Vigilante Lighter Sticker

$4.95

The Damn Season Candle CE Craft Co Home - Candles - Novelty

The Damn Season Candle

$24.95

TY So Fucking Much Thank You Card Chez Gagne Cards - Thank You

TY So F*cking Much Thank You Card

$5.06 $5.95

Fuck Off Desk Sign The Found Home - Office & School Supplies - Desk Signs

F*ck Off Desk Sign

$9.95

Nice Ass And Happy Birthday Birthday Card Shop Trimmings Cards - Birthday

Nice A** And Happy Birthday Birthday Card

$4.95

Badass Unicron Crew Socks - Womens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Bad*ss Unicorn Crew Socks - Womens

$10.00

Can Of Whoop Ass Crew Socks - Mens Socksmith Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Can Of Whoop Ass Crew Socks - Mens

$12.00

Drake Happy Holidays Christmas Card The Found Cards - Holiday - Christmas

Drake Happy Holidays Christmas Card

$4.95

Britney Spears Holidays Are Toxic Holiday Card - Boxed Set The Found Cards - Boxed Cards - Holiday

Britney Spears Holidays Are Toxic Holiday Card - Boxed Set of 8

$16.95

Britney Spears Holidays Are Toxic Holiday Card The Found Cards - Holiday - Happy Holidays

Britney Spears Holidays Are Toxic Holiday Card

$4.95

Proper Ladies Thank You Gift Bag That’s So Andrew Gift Wrap & Packaging - Gift Bags

That’s So Andrew

Proper Ladies Thank You Gift Bag

$7.61 $8.95

Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Bag That’s So Andrew Gift Wrap & Packaging - Holiday - Christmas - Gift Bags

That’s So Andrew

Merry F*cking Christmas Gift Bag

$6.71 $8.95

Even Assholes Like You Holiday Gift Bag That’s So Andrew Gift Wrap & Packaging - Holiday - Christmas - Gift Bags

That’s So Andrew

Even Assholes Like You Holiday Gift Bag

$6.71 $8.95

Nothing Nice for Asshats Christmas Card That’s So Andrew Cards - Holiday - Christmas

That’s So Andrew

Nothing Nice for Asshats Christmas Card

$5.95

Left Sh*tty Spouse Award Card That’s So Andrew Cards - Any Occasion

That’s So Andrew

Left Sh*tty Spouse Award Card

$5.06 $5.95

Cats Don't Tell Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Cats Don't Tell Sticker

$4.95

Skater Duck Sticker Ace The Pitmatian Co Impulse - Decorative Stickers

Ace The Pitmatian Co

Skater Duck Sticker

$4.95

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