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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Everything Happens WTF Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Everything Happens WTF Magnet

$4.95

Go The F*ck To Sleep Shower Steamer Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Go The F*ck To Sleep Shower Steamer

$26.95

You're Perfect Boobs Enamel Pin The Found Jewelry - Pins

You're Perfect Boobs Enamel Pin

$10.95

Magical Mushroom Birthday Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Birthday

Steel Petal Press

Magical Mushroom Birthday Card

$5.50

I Did My F*cking Best Sticker Citizen Ruth Impulse - Decorative Stickers

I Did My F*cking Best Sticker

$4.95

Kicking A** Cowboy Boot Blank Card Boss Dotty Paper Co Cards - Any Occasion

Boss Dotty Paper Co

Kicking Ass & Taking Names Cowboy Boot Blank Card

$3.57 $5.95

Effin Birds Playing Cards Penguin Random House Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games - Playing Cards

Penguin Random House

Effin Birds Playing Cards

$16.99

Studies Show I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Studies Show I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Studies Show I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Studies Show I'm The Sh*t Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

F*cked Without You Love Card Chez Gagne Cards - Love

F*cked Without You Love Card

$5.95

Wrapping Is Hard Gift Bag Pretty Alright Goods Gift Wrap & Packaging - Gift Bags

Pretty Alright Goods

Wrapping Is Hard Gift Bag

$7.95

TOY UNICORN POOP Toysmith Toys & Games

Magical Unicorn Poop Slime Putty

$6.95

This Uterus Is Mine Big 3" Pinback Button - Green Word For Word Factory Jewelry - Pins

Word For Word Factory

This Uterus Is Mine Big 3" Pinback Button - Green

$4.77 $7.95

Living In Chicago And Sh*t Mug Sapling Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Living In Chicago And Sh*t Mug

$22.95

Birthday F*cker Gift Bag Steel Petal Press Gift Wrap & Packaging - Gift Bags

Steel Petal Press

Birthday F*cker Gift Bag

$7.95

F*ck F*ckity F*ck F*ck Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Any Occasion

Fck Fckity Fck Fck Blank Card

$5.95

Tough As Sh*t Sneaker Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Tough As Sh*t Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex

$14.99

F*ck It Die Cut Sticker The Found Impulse - Stickers

F*ck It Sticker

$4.95

Sage Die Cut Sticker The Found Impulse - Stickers

Sage Die Cut Sticker

$4.95

Internet Best Love Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Love

Pretty Alright Goods

Internet Best Love Card

$5.50

Con-Grad-U-F*ckin-Lations Graduation Card Chez Gagne Cards - Graduation

Con-Grad-U-F*ckin-Lations Graduation Card

$5.06 $5.95

Again Birthday Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Birthday

Modern Printed Matter

It's Your Birthday Again? Birthday Card

$4.00

Holy Shit You're Old Birthday Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Birthday

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You're Old Birthday Card

$5.50

Holy Shit You're Married Wedding Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Love - Wedding

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You're Married Wedding Card

$5.95

Glass Bottle Matches - In Case Of Sh*tshow Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

In Case Of Sh*tshow Glass Bottle Matches

$14.95

Holy Sh*t You Graduated Graduation Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Graduation

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You Graduated Graduation Card

$5.95

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

$12.99

Aunts are the Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Aunts are the Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

LLS CARD BLANK KICK ASS MOM Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Any Occasion

Little Lovelies Studio

Kick A** Mom Blank Card

$2.14 $3.57

CHZ GLASS BOTTLE MATCHES REMAINING FUCKS Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

Remaining F*cks Glass Bottle Matches

$14.95

HUM CARD VALENTINE'S DAY ROY KENT VALENTINES DAY IS SHIT Humdrum Paper Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

Roy Kent Valentine's Day Is Sh*t Valentine's Card

$4.95

Roy Kent Birthdays Are F*cking Sh*t Birthday Card Humdrum Paper Cards - Birthday

Roy Kent Birthdays Are Fcking Sht Birthday Card

$4.95

You're Perfect Shoulder Tote The Found Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

You're Perfect Shoulder Tote

$32.95

What The F*ck? Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

WTF What The F*ck? Mug

$19.95

Dishwasher Anniversary Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Love - Anniversary

Pretty Alright Goods

Dishwasher Anniversary Card

$5.50

Chill The F Out Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Chill The F Out Shower Steamers

$26.95

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Blank

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Card

$5.95

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Bitch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

B*tch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case

$6.79 $7.99

This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

This Grandma Has Seen Some Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Turns Out I'm Tough As Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Calm The F Down Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Calm The F Down Magnet

$4.95

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card The Card Bureau Cards - Birthday

The Card Bureau

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card

$4.95

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card The Card Bureau Cards - Mother's Day

The Card Bureau

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card

$2.14 $3.57

Father's Day Bad*ss Polar Bear Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Father's Day

Modern Printed Matter

Father's Day Bad*ss Polar Bear Card

$1.98 $4.95

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Mother's Day

Little Lovelies Studio

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card

$2.14 $3.57

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Mother's Day

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card

$5.95

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