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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Good Luck Boobs Blank Card Egg Press Cards - Any Occasion

Good Luck Boobs Blank Card

$3.57 $5.95

Do The D*mn Thing Mug Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses

Do The D*mn Thing Mug

$7.98 $19.95

F*ck F*ckity F*ck F*ck Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Any Occasion

Fck Fckity Fck Fck Blank Card

$5.95

Sunshiny *ss Zipper Pouch Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases

Sunshiny A** Zipper Pouch

$7.64 $8.99

Creative Little F*cker Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens

Creative Little F*cker Crew Socks - Mens

$12.74 $14.99

Tough As Sh*t Coin Purse Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Coin Purses & Wallets

Tough As Sh*t Coin Purse

$5.99

Tough As Sh*t Sneaker Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Tough As Sh*t Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex

$14.99

F*ck It Die Cut Sticker The Found Impulse - Stickers

F*ck It Die Cut Sticker

$4.95

Sage Die Cut Sticker The Found Impulse - Stickers

Sage Die Cut Sticker

$4.95

Sonofab*tch Father's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Holiday - Father's Day

Sonofab*tch Father's Day Card

$3.57 $5.95

Google Degree Graduation Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Graduation

Pretty Alright Goods

Google Degree Graduation Card

$3.57 $5.95

Con-Grad-U-F*ckin-Lations Graduation Card Chez Gagne Cards - Graduation

Con-Grad-U-F*ckin-Lations Graduation Card

$5.06 $5.95

Again Birthday Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Birthday

Modern Printed Matter

It's Your Birthday Again? Birthday Card

$4.00

Smart And Sh*t Graduation Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Graduation

Modern Printed Matter

Smart And Sh*t Graduation Card

$4.00

Holy Shit You're Old Birthday Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Birthday

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You're Old Birthday Card

$5.50

Holy Shit You're Married Wedding Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Love - Wedding

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You're Married Wedding Card

$5.95

Glass Bottle Matches - In Case Of Sh*tshow Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

In Case Of Sh*tshow Glass Bottle Matches

$14.95

PIL CARD LOVE TWO PEAS People I've Loved Cards - Love

People I've Loved

Two Peas Love Card

$5.50

Holy Sh*t You Graduated Graduation Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Graduation

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You Graduated Graduation Card

$5.50

Endorphins! Fuck Yeah Sneaker Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

Endorphins! F*ck Yeah Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex

$12.74 $14.99

No Sh*t I'm Dramatic Sneaker Socks - Unisex Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Unisex

No Sh*t I'm Dramatic Athletic Sneaker Socks - Unisex

$12.74 $14.99

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

$12.99

Aunts are the Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Aunts are the Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

LLS CARD BLANK KICK ASS MOM Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Any Occasion

Little Lovelies Studio

Kick A** Mom Blank Card

$5.95

CHZ GLASS BOTTLE MATCHES REMAINING FUCKS Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

Remaining F*cks Glass Bottle Matches

$14.95

SEL CARD BIRTHDAY BREAK SHIT Seltzer Cards - Birthday

Break Sh*t Birthday Card

$2.97 $4.95

CHZ CARD BLANK WELL THAT FUCKING SUCKS Chez Gagne Cards - Any Occasion

Well That F*cking Sucks Blank Card

$3.57 $5.95

HUM CARD VALENTINE'S DAY ROY KENT VALENTINES DAY IS SHIT Humdrum Paper Cards - Holiday - Valentine's Day

Roy Kent Valentine's Day Is Sh*t Valentine's Card

$4.95

BEJ NECKLACE ROUND FUCK IT Becoming Jewelry Jewelry - Necklaces

Becoming Jewelry

F*ck It Necklace - Round

$56.95

Roy Kent Birthdays Are F*cking Sh*t Birthday Card Humdrum Paper Cards - Birthday

Roy Kent Birthdays Are Fcking Sht Birthday Card

$4.95

What The F*ck? Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

WTF What The F*ck? Mug

$19.95

Chill The F Out Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Chill The F Out Shower Steamers

$25.95

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Blank

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Card

$5.95

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens

$14.99

Bitch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases - Pen & Pencil Cases

B*tch I AM Relaxed Pencil Case

$7.99

Dragons And Wizards And Shit Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Dragons And Wizards And Sh*t Crew Socks - Mens

$12.74 $14.99

This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

This Grandma Has Seen Some Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Turns Out I'm Tough As Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$13.99

Calm The F Down Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Calm The F Down Magnet

$4.95

Father Of The Year Father's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Father's Day

Father Of The GD Year Father's Day Card

$5.95

Kick Ass Graduation Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Graduation

Modern Printed Matter

Kick Ass Graduation Card

$4.00

Proper F*cking Lady Mother's Day Card Top Hat and Monocle Cards - Mother's Day

Top Hat & Monocle

Proper F*cking Lady Mother's Day Card

$2.97 $4.95

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card The Card Bureau Cards - Birthday

The Card Bureau

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card

$4.95

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card The Card Bureau Cards - Mother's Day

The Card Bureau

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Father's Day Bad*ss Polar Bear Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Father's Day

Modern Printed Matter

Father's Day Bad*ss Polar Bear Card

$2.97 $4.95

Done Parenting For Today - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass Chez Gagne Home - Mugs & Glasses - Wine Glasses

Done Parenting For Today - Gold Foil Stemless Wine Glass

$15.26 $17.95

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Mother's Day

Little Lovelies Studio

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card

$5.95

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