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Swears & Snarky Gifts

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#$@&%*! great gifts with a little bit of sass, a touch of sarcasm or heaping helping of swearing.

We swear these gifts aren't for the easily offended. But everyone else will fcking love them!*

Holy Shit You're Married Wedding Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Love - Wedding

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You're Married Wedding Card

$5.95

Glass Bottle Matches - In Case Of Sh*tshow Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

In Case Of Sh*tshow Glass Bottle Matches

$14.95

Holy Sh*t You Graduated Graduation Card Steel Petal Press Cards - Graduation

Steel Petal Press

Holy Sh*t You Graduated Graduation Card

$5.95

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Kitchen Cloths & Dish Towels

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

$13.99

Aunts are the Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Womens

Aunts are the Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

LLS CARD BLANK KICK ASS MOM Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Any Occasion

Little Lovelies Studio

Kick A** Mom Blank Card

$3.57 $5.95

CHZ GLASS BOTTLE MATCHES REMAINING FUCKS Chez Gagne Home - Candles - Matches

Remaining F*cks Glass Bottle Matches

$14.95

Roy Kent Birthdays Are F*cking Sh*t Birthday Card Humdrum Paper Cards - Birthday

Roy Kent Birthdays Are Fcking Sht Birthday Card

$4.95

You're Perfect Shoulder Tote The Found Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Reusable Shoppers & Tote Bags

You're Perfect Shoulder Tote

$32.95

What The F*ck? Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

WTF What The F*ck? Mug

$19.95

Dishwasher Anniversary Card Pretty Alright Goods Cards - Love - Anniversary

Pretty Alright Goods

Dishwasher Anniversary Card

$5.95

Chill The F Out Shower Steamers Chez Gagne Home - Bath & Body - Bath Fizzers & Salts

Chill The F Out Shower Steamers

$26.95

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Blank Card Chez Gagne Cards - Blank

D*mn I'm So Proud Of You Card

$5.95

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Love Me A Good Poop Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

This Grandma Has Seen Some Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

Turns Out I'm Tough As Sh*t Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

Calm The F Down Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Calm The F Down Magnet

$4.95

Kick Ass Graduation Card Modern Printed Matter Cards - Graduation

Modern Printed Matter

Kick Ass Graduation Card

$4.95

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card The Card Bureau Cards - Birthday

The Card Bureau

Zero F*cks Given Birthday Card

$5.95

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card The Card Bureau Cards - Mother's Day

The Card Bureau

Oh, F*cks Mother's Day Card

$3.57 $5.95

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

How The F*ck Did We Get This Old Birthday Card

$5.95

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card Little Lovelies Studio Cards - Mother's Day

Little Lovelies Studio

Strong Badass Mom Mother's Day Card

$3.57 $5.95

Great Job Mother's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Mother's Day

Great Job Not Raising A-Holes Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card Sapling Press Cards - Mother's Day

Mother Of The Year Mother's Day Card

$5.95

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Lavender Blue Q Home - Bath & Body - Lotion & Moisturizer

Delicate F*cking Flower Hand Cream - Lavender

$13.99

Happy Birthday To The Badass With A Good Ass Birthday Card Spaghetti & Meatballs Cards - Birthday

Spaghetti & Meatballs

Happy Birthday To The Badass With A Good Ass Birthday Card

$5.95

Fresh Out Of Fucks Magnet Ephemera Home - Magnets

Fresh Out Of F*cks Magnet

$4.95

Bottomless Thanks Butts Thank You Card Egg Press Cards - Thank You

Bottomless Thanks Butts Thank You Card

$6.50

Bad A** Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone Zipper Pouch Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Pouches & Cases

Bad A** Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone Zipper Pouch

$11.99

Cool Ass Grandpa Crew Socks - Mens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Mens

Cool A** Grandpa Crew Socks - Mens

$15.99

Mother of the Goddamn Year Key Tag Sapling Press Apparel & Accessories - Keychains

Mother of the GD Year Key Tag

$12.95

Father Of The Goddamn Year Mug Sapling Press Home - Mugs & Glasses

Father Of The GD Year Mug

$24.95

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card Sapling Press Cards - Birthday

I Don't Give F*cks Often Birthday Card

$5.95

B*tches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Bags - Coin Purses & Wallets

B*tches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

$6.99

You're Perfect (Boobs) Magnet The Found Home - Magnets

You're Perfect Magnet

$4.95

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card Chez Gagne Cards - Birthday

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil Birthday Card

$5.95

You're Perfect (Boobs) Ceramic Mug The Found Home - Mugs & Glasses

You're Perfect Mug

$17.95

You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

$2.97 $4.95

There Goes My Last F*ck magnet

$4.95

Yoga Class Napkins Design Design Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkins

Yoga Class Napkins

$6.95

F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice Chronicle Books Toys & Games - Puzzles & Games

Chronicle Books

F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice

$12.95

Everything Will Be F*cking OK Ceramic Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Everything Will Be F*cking OK Ceramic Mug

$19.95

Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Mug Meriwether Home - Mugs & Glasses

Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Mug

$19.95

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum Blue Q Candy & Gum

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

$2.99

WINE! How Classy People Get Sh*tfaced Beverage Napkins Design Design Home - Barware - Cocktail Napkin

WINE! How Classy People Get Sh*tfaced Beverage Napkins

$6.95

100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card The Found Cards - Birthday

LIZZO 100% That Birthday B*tch Birthday Card

$1.98

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel Blue Q Home - Kitchen - Kitchen & Dish Towels

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

$15.99

B*tch I AM Relaxed Crew Socks - Womens Blue Q Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Womens

B*tch I AM Relaxed Crew Socks - Womens

$14.99

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