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Title	vendor	SKU	Short Description	Price	Description	product_type
The Only Book of Dad Jokes You’ll Ever Need Book	Chronicle Books	210000054247	The Ultimate Eye-Roller is Here! With 302 of the most cringe-worthy, "so-bad-they're-good" jokes, this is officially the only dad joke book you’ll ever need. From "beery" good puns to silly sports humor, we’ve packed the best of the worst into one illustrated collection. Whether it’s a "waist of time" (like a belt...	$16.95	The Ultimate Eye-Roller is Here! With 302 of the most cringe-worthy, "so-bad-they're-good" jokes, this is officially the only dad joke book you’ll ever need. From "beery" good puns to silly sports humor, we’ve packed the best of the worst into one illustrated collection. Whether it’s a "waist of time" (like a belt...	Books
Wonder Bib - I Laugh At Dad Jokes	Bella Tunno	210000034508	I LAUGH AT DAD JOKES. This silicone bib with adjustable neck and mobile snack pouch will become your go-to for every meal.Soft, pliable design is waterproof with an adjustable neck.Folds for Travel.Catch Pocket Depth is 1.5”.Approximately 8" x 11.25".Recommended for ages 6 months and up.	$15.95	I LAUGH AT DAD JOKES. This silicone bib with adjustable neck and mobile snack pouch will become your go-to for every meal.Soft, pliable design is waterproof with an adjustable neck.Folds for Travel.Catch Pocket Depth is 1.5”.Approximately 8" x 11.25".Recommended for ages 6 months and up.	Baby & Toddler - Nursing & Feeding - Bibs & Burp Cloths
Emergency Dad Jokes Card Deck	Chronicle Books - Brass Monkey	210000045528	Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That’s why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes–perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on...	$12.00	Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That’s why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes–perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on...	Books - Card Decks
Dad Powers Father's Day Card	Party Of One	210000047486	dad powers.DAD JOKES. SNACKS. THE ABILITY TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Made in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	$5.06 ~~$5.95~~	dad powers.DAD JOKES. SNACKS. THE ABILITY TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Made in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	Cards - Holiday - Father's Day
The Inpawsibly Good Book Of Cat Jokes Book	Chronicle Books	210000052912	This book isn't kitten around! From the author of the bestselling Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes, this collection of 165 hissterical jokes will provide endless silliness and just-one-more amewsment for any cat lover. Whether you simply need a laugh or want to fill an awkward pawse in conversation, turn the pages...	$14.95	This book isn't kitten around! From the author of the bestselling Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes, this collection of 165 hissterical jokes will provide endless silliness and just-one-more amewsment for any cat lover. Whether you simply need a laugh or want to fill an awkward pawse in conversation, turn the pages...	Books
Potty Like A Rockstar Crew Socks - Mens	Socksmith	210000053804	Crank up the volume...and drop your pants. These socks feature a wild-haired rocker mid-squat on the porcelain throne, proving even legends need a bathroom break. Perfect for fans of potty humor, dad jokes, and anyone who believes true rock stars leave it all on the stage and in the bathroom.BLACKPrint socks with...	$11.90 ~~$14.00~~	Crank up the volume...and drop your pants. These socks feature a wild-haired rocker mid-squat on the porcelain throne, proving even legends need a bathroom break. Perfect for fans of potty humor, dad jokes, and anyone who believes true rock stars leave it all on the stage and in the bathroom.BLACKPrint socks with...	Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens
Dad Jokes Mug	Gift Republic	210000055011	Kickstart your day with the Dad Jokes Ceramic Mug, the perfect brew buddy for the world’s punniest dad. Whether you’re fuelling up at the office or relaxing at home, this funny ceramic mug delivers classic dad humour with every sip, bringing laughs and groans in equal measure. Featuring joke favorites...	$14.95	Kickstart your day with the Dad Jokes Ceramic Mug, the perfect brew buddy for the world’s punniest dad. Whether you’re fuelling up at the office or relaxing at home, this funny ceramic mug delivers classic dad humour with every sip, bringing laughs and groans in equal measure. Featuring joke favorites...	Home - Mugs & Glasses
Happy Teether - I Laugh At Dad Jokes	Bella Tunno	210000034492	I LAUGH AT DAD JOKES. Teething rings designed with purpose! The rounded shape of the Happy Teether provides easy grip from any angle. The silicone material and beaded design give the right amount of resistance to sore gums and newly developed teeth.Soothes gums during teething.Easy grip for little fingers.Approximately 4.5" in...	$12.95	I LAUGH AT DAD JOKES. Teething rings designed with purpose! The rounded shape of the Happy Teether provides easy grip from any angle. The silicone material and beaded design give the right amount of resistance to sore gums and newly developed teeth.Soothes gums during teething.Easy grip for little fingers.Approximately 4.5" in...	Baby & Toddler - Pacifiers & Teethers
Dad Joke Champion Father's Day Card	Modern Printed Matter	210000035487	YOU'RE THE DAD JOKE CHAMPION. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.Made in United States.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	$4.21 ~~$4.95~~	YOU'RE THE DAD JOKE CHAMPION. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.Made in United States.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	Cards - Holiday - Father's Day
Wood Puns Father's Day Card	Slightly Stationery	210000047502	WHAT WOOD I DO WITHOUT YOU, DAD?I'd be so board without your jokes. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	$5.06 ~~$5.95~~	WHAT WOOD I DO WITHOUT YOU, DAD?I'd be so board without your jokes. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	Cards - Holiday - Father's Day
Dad Joke A Parent Father's Day Card	Slightly Stationery	210000052140	When does a joke become a dad joke?When it becomes a-parent. Blank inside. For the dad whose jokes are unbe-leaf-ably bad—and absolutely the best! 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	$5.95	When does a joke become a dad joke?When it becomes a-parent. Blank inside. For the dad whose jokes are unbe-leaf-ably bad—and absolutely the best! 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	Cards - Holiday - Father's Day
Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Crew Socks - Mens	Blue Q	210000001610	You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks or even a joker. But if you've ever groaned and secretly laughed at bad dad jokes, these are the socks for you! Fits Men's shoe size 7-12. One size fits most. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.	$15.99	You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks or even a joker. But if you've ever groaned and secretly laughed at bad dad jokes, these are the socks for you! Fits Men's shoe size 7-12. One size fits most. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.	Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens
Fart Citation Sticky Pad	Knock Knock	210000024739	As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior—the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue a citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners! Great...	$7.00	As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior—the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue a citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners! Great...	Books - Blank Notebooks & Journals - Notepads
Love You Dad Love Your Bad Jokes Father's Day Card	Steel Petal Press	210000020042	Can you separate the dad from the bad jokes? Probably not. So let your father know you love them both! Inside: Blank Letterpress on recycled cotton rag paper. 4.25" x 5.5". Coordinating envelope. Lovingly printed and packaged by hand by Steel Petal Press in Chicago, Illinois, USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching...	$5.95	Can you separate the dad from the bad jokes? Probably not. So let your father know you love them both! Inside: Blank Letterpress on recycled cotton rag paper. 4.25" x 5.5". Coordinating envelope. Lovingly printed and packaged by hand by Steel Petal Press in Chicago, Illinois, USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching...	Cards - Holiday - Father's Day
Here Comes Cool Dad Crew Socks - Mens	Blue Q	210000013786	Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Celebrate COOL DAD. Fits men's shoe size 7-12 but one size fits most. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.	$13.99	Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Celebrate COOL DAD. Fits men's shoe size 7-12 but one size fits most. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.	Apparel & Accessories - Socks - Adult - Mens
Dad Jokes Take A Ticket	Chronicle Books	210000050767	Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh. This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around! Perfect for road...	$9.95	Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh. This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around! Perfect for road...	Books
Dad Jokes Gum	Blue Q	210000034111	8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. With 10 groan-inducing "Dad Jokes" on the inside of each package.	$2.99	8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. With 10 groan-inducing "Dad Jokes" on the inside of each package.	Candy, Chocolate & Gum
Dad Jokes Game	Chronicle Books - Ridley's Games	210000034817	The 100 un-beer-able jokes are printed on beer shaped cards and come packaged in a novelty beer shaped box. The perfect gift for dads to help expand their Dad Joke repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Printed on FSC paper and with vegetable...	$8.00	The 100 un-beer-able jokes are printed on beer shaped cards and come packaged in a novelty beer shaped box. The perfect gift for dads to help expand their Dad Joke repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Printed on FSC paper and with vegetable...	Toys & Games - Card Decks & Games
Star Wars Dad Jokes Strike Back Book	Chronicle Books	210000054253	The cringe is strong with this one. An all-new collection of Star Wars–inspired dad jokes, perfect for geeky fathers, pun lovers, and sci-fi fans of any age. What is Lando Calrissian’s fashion philosophy? “Cape it simple.” How did Han Solo get out of his prison cell? With a Wook-key. What do...	$14.95	The cringe is strong with this one. An all-new collection of Star Wars–inspired dad jokes, perfect for geeky fathers, pun lovers, and sci-fi fans of any age. What is Lando Calrissian’s fashion philosophy? “Cape it simple.” How did Han Solo get out of his prison cell? With a Wook-key. What do...	Books
Richard Scarry All Around Best Father's Day Card	Red Cap Cards	210000055655	best coffee best jokes best teacher BEST DAD. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Heavyweight Uncoated Cardstock.Paper is 30% Recycled, FSC, and SFI Certified.Printed in Full Color with Soy-Based Inks.Illustrated by Richard Scarry.Printed by Red Cap Cards in Los Angeles, California, USA, on recycled paper.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	$5.95	best coffee best jokes best teacher BEST DAD. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Heavyweight Uncoated Cardstock.Paper is 30% Recycled, FSC, and SFI Certified.Printed in Full Color with Soy-Based Inks.Illustrated by Richard Scarry.Printed by Red Cap Cards in Los Angeles, California, USA, on recycled paper.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.	Cards - Holiday - Father's Day

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