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The Ultimate Eye-Roller is Here! With 302 of the most cringe-worthy, "so-bad-they're-good" jokes, this is officially the only dad joke book you’ll ever need. From "beery" good puns to silly sports humor, we’ve packed the best of the worst into one illustrated collection. Whether it’s a "waist of time" (like a belt...

I LAUGH AT DAD JOKES. This silicone bib with adjustable neck and mobile snack pouch will become your go-to for every meal.Soft, pliable design is waterproof with an adjustable neck.Folds for Travel.Catch Pocket Depth is 1.5”.Approximately 8" x 11.25".Recommended for ages 6 months and up.

Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That’s why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes–perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on...

dad powers.DAD JOKES. SNACKS. THE ABILITY TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Made in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.

This book isn't kitten around! From the author of the bestselling Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes, this collection of 165 hissterical jokes will provide endless silliness and just-one-more amewsment for any cat lover. Whether you simply need a laugh or want to fill an awkward pawse in conversation, turn the pages...

Crank up the volume...and drop your pants. These socks feature a wild-haired rocker mid-squat on the porcelain throne, proving even legends need a bathroom break. Perfect for fans of potty humor, dad jokes, and anyone who believes true rock stars leave it all on the stage and in the bathroom.BLACKPrint socks with...

Kickstart your day with the Dad Jokes Ceramic Mug, the perfect brew buddy for the world’s punniest dad. Whether you’re fuelling up at the office or relaxing at home, this funny ceramic mug delivers classic dad humour with every sip, bringing laughs and groans in equal measure. Featuring joke favorites...

I LAUGH AT DAD JOKES. Teething rings designed with purpose! The rounded shape of the Happy Teether provides easy grip from any angle. The silicone material and beaded design give the right amount of resistance to sore gums and newly developed teeth.Soothes gums during teething.Easy grip for little fingers.Approximately 4.5" in...

YOU'RE THE DAD JOKE CHAMPION. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper.Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve.Made in United States.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.

WHAT WOOD I DO WITHOUT YOU, DAD?I'd be so board without your jokes. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.

When does a joke become a dad joke?When it becomes a-parent. Blank inside. For the dad whose jokes are unbe-leaf-ably bad—and absolutely the best! 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks or even a joker. But if you've ever groaned and secretly laughed at bad dad jokes, these are the socks for you! Fits Men's shoe size 7-12. One size fits most. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior—the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue a citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners! Great...

Can you separate the dad from the bad jokes? Probably not. So let your father know you love them both! Inside: Blank Letterpress on recycled cotton rag paper. 4.25" x 5.5". Coordinating envelope. Lovingly printed and packaged by hand by Steel Petal Press in Chicago, Illinois, USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching...

Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Celebrate COOL DAD. Fits men's shoe size 7-12 but one size fits most. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

The 100 un-beer-able jokes are printed on beer shaped cards and come packaged in a novelty beer shaped box. The perfect gift for dads to help expand their Dad Joke repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Printed on FSC paper and with vegetable...

Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh. This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around! Perfect for road...

8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. With 10 groan-inducing "Dad Jokes" on the inside of each package.

The cringe is strong with this one. An all-new collection of Star Wars–inspired dad jokes, perfect for geeky fathers, pun lovers, and sci-fi fans of any age. What is Lando Calrissian’s fashion philosophy? “Cape it simple.” How did Han Solo get out of his prison cell? With a Wook-key. What do...

best coffee best jokes best teacher BEST DAD. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Heavyweight Uncoated Cardstock.Paper is 30% Recycled, FSC, and SFI Certified.Printed in Full Color with Soy-Based Inks.Illustrated by Richard Scarry.Printed by Red Cap Cards in Los Angeles, California, USA, on recycled paper.Includes 1 single card and 1 matching envelope.