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Let dad know he did the best he could. Blank inside 4.25" x 5.5".Letterpress printed on bright white cotton paper. Mother's Day Card also available. McBitterson's Cards are handmade in an old factory building in Chicago with eco-friendly materials whenever possible. Cards are printed on heavy weight 100% cotton paper made...

Can you separate the dad from the bad jokes? Probably not. So let your father know you love them both! Inside: Blank Letterpress on recycled cotton rag paper. 4.25" x 5.5". Coordinating envelope. Lovingly printed and packaged by hand by Steel Petal Press in Chicago, Illinois, USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating...

I LAUGH AT DAD JOKES. Teething rings designed with purpose! The rounded shape of the Happy Teether provides easy grip from any angle. The silicone material and beaded design give the right amount of resistance to sore gums and newly developed teeth.Soothes gums during teething.Easy grip for little fingers.Approximately 4.5" in...

I LAUGH AT DAD JOKES. This silicone bib with adjustable neck and mobile snack pouch will become your go-to for every meal.Soft, pliable design is waterproof with an adjustable neck.Folds for Travel.Catch Pocket Depth is 1.5”.Approximately 8" x 11.25".Recommended for ages 6 months and up.

8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. With 10 groan-inducing "Dad Jokes" on the inside of each package.

Searching for something unique and funny from the Easter Bunny? Here's a HILARIOUS EASTER BASKET GIFT—Bunny Farts! From the creator of the Bag of Unicorn Farts, Bag of Bunny Farts are the perfect Easter basket stuffer for everyone that loves something fun and interesting. Children and adults will laugh over the...

A rainbow of smiles inside every bag. The unicorn farts inside this bag are produced by free-range unicorns that donate them to the world. The farts are locally sourced and best of all gluten-free. Bunny Farts also available! 3oz. bag of Fruit Punch Flavored Cotton Candy. Made in the USA. 10%...

HAPPY FARTER'S DAY. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Letterpress on recycled cotton rag paper.Coordinating envelope, in a protective sleeve.Lovingly printed and packaged by hand in Chicago, Illinois, USA.Made in United States of America.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

BEST DAD EVER.HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC.100% cotton paper.Includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve.Made in United States of America.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

HERE'S A FATHER'S DAY CARD YOU CAN READ WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.100% cotton paper.Letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

DADDY. Anyone can be DADDY! Why fuss with diapers, messes, and tantrums, when you can just buy the socks? Can be paired with other clothes, or just a cigar and an overconfident smirk. DADDY’s choice! 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.One size fits most.Mid-calf cuff.Cushioned foot for extra comfort.Wide rib leg...

dad powers.DAD JOKES. SNACKS. THE ABILITY TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Made in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

HAPPY FARTER'S DAY! Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Letterpress printed by hand in Portland, Oregon.Designed by Hello!Lucky in San Francisco, CA.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

WHAT WOOD I DO WITHOUT YOU, DAD?I'd be so board without your jokes. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

GLUTEN HATES ME. Does gluten got you tootin’? Then you knead this all too relatable plushie! He’s the perfect gift for any gluten-free friend (or foe). Other puns: Gluten for punishment, Yeast Dough not, Knead to dough basis.

MISTER POOPER SCOOPER. Agent double-oh two at your service! Fits men's shoe size 7-12 but one size fits most.53% combed cotton, 45% nylon, 2% spandex.

Dad, you're a super fungi! Message inside reads "Sending you so mush love this Father's Day." Celebrate a "Super Fungi" dad with this playful Father’s Day card. Designed with vibrant embossed details and luxurious gold foil accents, it’s a fun and stylish way to show your appreciation. Perfect for dads who love a bit...

YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE.IN THE HOUSE. SOMEWHERE.HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Letterpress printed.Made in the United States.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

YOU GAVE ME GUIDANCE.AND JUST ENOUGH TRAUMA TO BE FUNNY.HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Letterpress printed.Made in the United States.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

When does a joke become a dad joke?When it becomes a-parent. Blank inside. For the dad whose jokes are unbe-leaf-ably bad—and absolutely the best! 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

I DON'T DO METH.SO I THINK YOU'VE DONE GREAT. Blank inside. Let Dad know, in a playful and funny way, how much you appreciate his exemplary parenting with this gem of a Father's Day card. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating...

Thank you for not being a Republican!Happy Father's Day. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Matte, heavy cardstock; acid- and lignin-free paper.Original artwork by Sammy Gorin.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

Did you know that wombats poo in cubes and that mice can drop up to 75 pellets of poo a day? Do you know which animal's poo is sparkly like glitter? And which civili`ed animals always poo in the same spot, a bit like using their own potties? With this fun and...

This book isn't kitten around! From the author of the bestselling Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes, this collection of 165 hissterical jokes will provide endless silliness and just-one-more amewsment for any cat lover. Whether you simply need a laugh or want to fill an awkward pawse in conversation, turn the pages...

This popcorn chose chaos, respectfully. Palomitaz Lip Smacking Mango Candied Popcorn is not here to play it safe. It’s crunchy, munchy, and wildly unpredictable, like a plot twist you did not see coming but immediately loved. Inspired by the bold flavor vibes of Tamalitoz, this snack takes popcorn and sends it...

Crank up the volume...and drop your pants. These socks feature a wild-haired rocker mid-squat on the porcelain throne, proving even legends need a bathroom break. Perfect for fans of potty humor, dad jokes, and anyone who believes true rock stars leave it all on the stage and in the bathroom.BLACKPrint socks with...

These hilarious poop putties are super fun and sensory to play with and make the perfect stocking stuffer toys or gag gift. Now available in Axolotl Poop exclusively from Handee Products! Recommended for ages 4+.

I'll try not to get too sediimental...Happy Father's Day. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Printed full color on cream 110lb cardstock.Designed & printed in the USA.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

HEY DAD THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIFE ADVICE I IGNORED AND NOW USE DAILY. Blank inside. For the dad whose advice aged like fine wine… eventually. 4.25" x 5.5".Coordinating envelope included.Made in the United States.Includes 1 single card and 1 coordinating envelope.

This gum may not get rid of grumpiness, but surely will alleviate bad breath! 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. Made in Canada. Mint Gum ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium, Titanium Dioxide, Confectioners Glaze,...

Did you know that herrings use their farts to communicate with each other, that seals are notorious for having the smelliest farts in the animal kingdom, or that the Sonoran coral snake uses its farts as a defense mechanism when threatened by predators? In this simple to play, colorful and engaging...

Turn to your favorite kitty gurus for life-changing guidance and inspiration, with 50 cards featuring advice inspired by each cat's personal philosophy. Money problems? Consult Blackie the millionaire cat. Having a bad day? Ask the Cheshire Cat how he stays smiling. Lacking courage? Be inspired by Felicette, the first cat in...

And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts.That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all...

For those who love to express themselves about their, erm, "expressions". Blue Q socks are woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting wear. Fits men’s shoe size 7–12. Approximately 16" x 3.25". 1% of the sales of all Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of...

As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior—the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue a citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners! Great...

Squeeze tight to ‘flush’ away any stress and bring a smile to your face with this Stress Poop. The perfect companion to relieve life’s stressful moments and your go to remedy to take a ‘load’ off your mind. Recommended for ages 6+.