Funatic

I'm Coming To The Cottage Socks - Unisex

$12.95

If you know, you know. These socks are inspired by the hottest of rivalries. They celebrate the intense chemistry of Hollander and Rozanov, and that unforgettable cottage getaway energy.

Whether you’re packing for a long weekend up north or just channeling your favorite rivals-turned-something-more, these socks bring the heat—no puck required. They’re the perfect blend of cozy comfort and cheeky humor—ideal for series lovers, romance fans, and anyone who appreciates a little sexula tension.

Made in the USA and crafted from premium domestic soft cotton-poly blend and designed to fit most adult feet, these socks are breathable, and built for everyday wear. The one-size-fits-all fit ensures they stay in place whether you’re curled up watching tv, heading to book club, or escaping to a lakeside cottage of your own. T

So go ahead—embrace the rivalry. Pack your bag. Stoke the fire. Whether you’re re-reading your favorite scenes or planning your own weekend escape, these socks are ready for the journey. Because when someone says, “I’m coming to the cottage,” you’ll want to be dressed for the occasion.

Unisex, One Size Fits Most (Men 6-11 | Women 7.5-12).
70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic.
Machine wash.