Archie McPhee
Racing Snails
$6.95
On your mark, get set, and… wait.
Of all the oxymoronic products, these soft vinyl and plastic, 2875" long Racing Snails might be a favorite. These shelled speedsters are ready to make their way across any flat surface at a speed that is fast for a snail. When they’re done, they get together and do a gastropodcast about how the race went.
Available in four different colors.