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19 oz. American made stemless wine glass.Gold Foil Imprint reads: Mommy's Sippy Cup.Hand wash only.

IN CASE OF CLUSTERFUCK. A cocktail glass for those days full of clusterfucks. You know the ones. 13.25oz.Gold Foil Imprint.Hand wash only.

BEST AUNTIE EVER. For your favorite aunt! She deserves this gold foil 19oz stemless wine glass. 19 oz.Stemless Wine Glass.Gold Foil Imprint.Hand wash only.

YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE BEST PARENTS! Blank inside. Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Silver foil ink. Silver envelope. 4.25" x 5.5". Packaged in a cello sleeve.

Blank inside. Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Black Ink. Blue envelope. 4.25" x 5.5". Folded card.

This "Love Love Love Your Face" love and anniversary card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Blank inside. 5.5" x 4.25"Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper.Shiny Silver Foil lettering.Silver envelope.Sealed in a cello sleeve.

YOU TWO ARE RELATIONSHIP GOALS.TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Letterpress printed.Bright White Paper.Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper.Neon Pink Envelope.Made in United States of America.

SURVIVING NOT THRIVING. You survived another day, this calls for wine with this gold foil 19oz stemless wine glass. 19 oz.Stemless Wine Glass.Gold Foil Imprint.Hand wash only.

SURVIVING NOT THRIVING. We are all doing our best, okay!? Sip out of this rocks glass when you've survived another day! 13.25oz.Gold Foil Imprint.Hand wash only.

Is 9am too early for "day drinking"? The "Breakfast Wine" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine—anytime of day! Oversize 16oz. Ceramic MugGold Foil LetteringStackable.Hand Wash Only. Do Not Microwave.

CHEER UP FUCKER. Glass bottle of 40 yellow tipped safety matches.1.84" x 4.75".1.8oz glass bottle with gold lid.Striker on side of bottle for easy strike and light.Tip color may vary slightly from picture due to the nature of production. PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM MUST SHIP VIA UPS GROUND OR CAN SHIP...

Is it time for you to chill the f out? Set of 8 Aromatherapy Shower Steamers, each 8 oz. Made with Essential Oils.Eucalyptus scent. No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates. From Chez Gagne

I STILL CHOOSE YOU.US.FOREVER. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Letterpress printed.Bright White Paper.Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper.Metallic Coral Envelope.Made in United States of America.

IN CASE OF CLUSTERFUCK. 1.84" x 4.75".1.8oz Glass Bottle with Gold Lid.Contains 40 Wooden Matches.Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light.Made in United States of America. PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM MUST SHIP VIA UPS GROUND OR CAN SHIP USPS GROUND ADVANTAGE (both are ground services). SELECT EITHER OPTION...

IN CASE OF SHITSHOW. 1.84" x 4.75".1.8oz Glass Bottle with Gold Lid.Contains 40 Wooden Matches.Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light.Made in United States of America. PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM MUST SHIP VIA UPS GROUND OR CAN SHIP USPS GROUND ADVANTAGE (both are ground services). SELECT EITHER OPTION...

I HATE EVERYONE. Glass bottle of 40 yellow tipped safety matches.1.84" x 4.75".1.8oz glass bottle with gold lid.Striker on side of bottle for easy strike and light.Tip color may vary slightly from picture due to the nature of production. PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM MUST SHIP VIA UPS GROUND OR CAN SHIP USPS...

Cheers to the misanthropes (who are certainly drinking alone)! 19 oz. American made stemless wine glass.Gold Foil Imprint.Hand wash only.

Blank inside. Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Black Ink and Metallic Coral Envelope. 4.25" x 5.5", folded card.

I LOVE YOU THE ABSOLUTE MOST. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.Bright White Paper.Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper.Black ink.Red Envelope.Folded card, sealed in a cello sleeve.

ABOUT TO MAKE A SCENE. 1.84" x 4.75".1.8oz Glass Bottle with Gold Lid.Contains 40 Wooden Matches.Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light.Made in United States of America.

DO THE DAMN THING. Get your day started right with the perfect work from home (or your office desk) morning mantra. This coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is ideal for your coffee, tea or wine. Oversize 16oz.Ceramic Mug.Gold Foil Lettering.Stackable.Hand Wash Only.Do Not Microwave.

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. A rocks glass that's a real mood! 13.25oz.3" x 3" x 4".Gold foil printed.Hand wash only

Need to pretend like everything is fine? Set of 8 Aromatherapy Shower Steamers, each 8 oz. Made with Essential Oils.Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli scent.No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates. Check out other styles of Chez Gagne Shower Steamers here!

MARRIAGE: THER ARE OF NOT KILLING YOUR FOREVER ROOMMATE Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Black ink. Neon Yellow Envelope. 4.25" x 5.5" folded card, blank inside.

Legally Binding Your Weirdness. Blank inside. Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.Bright White paper.Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper.Neon Red envelope.5.5" x 4.25".

OFF DUTY. You survived another day on the job, now it's time to relax off duty. 19oz.3" x 3" x 5.5".Stemless Wine Glass.Gold Foil Imprint.Hand wash only.

OUR FAMILY IS SO WEIRD. Saying what everyone is thinking at the family gathering. Teal cocktail napkins.Sealed cello of 24 napkins.5" x 5", 10" x 10" when unfolded.White ink.

HAVE WE REACHED THE AGE WHERE WE ARE WHIPPING OUT OUR PHONE FLASHLIGHT TO READ THE MENU? Blank inside. Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper. Black Ink. Orange Envelope. 4.25" x 5.5" folded card.

SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW YOU PUT UP WITH ME AND THEN I REMEMBER I PUT UP WITH YOU. Blank inside. 4.25" x 5.5".Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.Bright White Paper.Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper.Black ink.Rocket Red Envelope.Folded card, sealed in a cello sleeve.

REMAINING FUCKS = Zero. Cocktails = Bottomless. 13.25oz. Rocks glass.Gold Foil Imprint.Hand wash only.

For when you've finally heard enough. The "Please Stop Talking" coffee mug has a gold foil imprint and is perfect for your coffee, tea or wine—anytime of day! Features a stackable design to cleanly create a stack with your other favorite Chez Gagne mugs. Oversize 16 oz. ceramic mug. Gold Foil Lettering. Stackable....

19 oz. American made stemless wine glass.Gold Foil Imprint reads: Self Care.Hand wash only.

TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK TOO YOUNG FOR THE HOME. The truth hurts. Pink cocktail napkins.Sealed cello of 24 napkins.5" x 5", 10" x 10" when unfolded.White ink.

19 oz. American made stemless wine glass.Gold Foil Imprint reads: Welcome to the Sh*tshow.Hand wash only.

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW. Pink cocktail napkins.Sealed cello of 24 napkins.5" x 5", 10" x 10" when unfolded.White ink.

WELL, THAT FUCKING SUCKS. Blank inside. 5.5" x 4.25".Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper.Neon Blue envelope.Sealed in a cello sleeve.