Twisted Wares

Happiness Penis Tea Towel

$17.95

YOU CAN'T SAY HAPPINESS WITHOUT SAYING PENIS.

Say hello to pure joy with a cheeky twist! This "You can't say happiness without saying penis" kitchen towel brings a burst of laughter to any kitchen. Known as "The Perfect Kitchen Towel," it's not just a towel; it's a conversation starter. With top-notch absorbency—soaking up to seven times its weight—this towel is a blend of utility and whimsy. Quick-drying, soft, and durable.

16” x 24”.
Designed and Printed in the USA.
Single Sided Print.
Microfiber Waffle Weave.
Machine wash.

Slight color variations may occur compared to the online images.